How am I being hypocritical..?
This is the degree of weenie-dom that makes me feel bad for other people.
you're being an starfish to OP about going on a date
i was under the assumption that you and your girlfriend both did that stuffty act before someone made the drama. but after going back and checking everything it seems she showed up right after it happened, so that was my mistake
oh well, i still think you're being an unnecessary starfish