We must fuse this into the navy seal copypasta
What the forget did you just loving say about me, kiddo? I’ll have you know I'm a jaded teenage girl and my dad screams if i forget to do my chores. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’ve got a black belt. You are nothing to me but just another hoodrat. I will drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me because you’re gay and have different skin? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting all of her nasty friends and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Talk stuff get hit, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I’ve been through stuff that you wouldn’t even dream of. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. If only you could have known my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. Try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a loving girlfriend. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Life is a battlefield and it looks like I’ve already won.
i posted it lmao
http://pissvortex.tumblr.com/post/110583627424/what-the-forget-did-you-just-loving-say-about-me