Author Topic: Bugs that loving freak you the forget out  (Read 9449 times)

hey guys so i was thinking about bugs because something terrible happened to me the other night with a dammed bug

i dont really have a problem with bugs, theyre cool, some bugs are beautiful but others make me cringe so badly i want pour hot wax into my eyes just to erase their image

the only bugs i really ever had a real problem with were roosterroaches and silverfish, and i think most of it comes from those freaky ass antennae, and i had no idea what an earwig was until the other night, i met my worst loving nightmare, it's like a roosterroach banged a silverfish, making these horrible offspring from hell



this loving thing was on my desk and almost touched my loving leg and it was like a near death experience

so yeah guys talk about bugs that make you stuff your pants

There's some insect that I've seen about 3 times in my life that looks like a cross between a scorpion and a dragonfly and it's absolutely terrifying
I'm not hallucinating, I've gotten confirmation of its existence

EDIT: it appears to be a pelecinid wasp.
It is harmless to humans.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2014, 01:26:28 AM by Katadeus »


house centipedes

EAUGH

forgetin satan lobsters like THIS LITTLE stuff


I don't get along well with centipedes. Darn you becquerel gotta beat u somehow.

Ah this will do nicely.


I don't get along well with centipedes. Darn you becquerel gotta beat u somehow.

Ah this will do nicely.


Unfortunately for you
I lost my fear of centipedes last year
Its only the house centipedes that make me JJSJFAF

if it has more than 6 legs it needs to get out

this rule does not apply to mantises, large flies, wasps and beetles

YOU forgetIN DUNCE

NOW I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN YOU PIECE OF stuff

Wasps. Anything else I can get by with, I just don't want them on me



Really really large bugs are adorable because theyre more like hamsters than scary little demons

nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

nopin the forget out of this thread cya later kids i'm done

quick someone go get the pizza with tons of roaches in it gif

if it has more than 6 legs it needs to get out

this rule does not apply to mantises, large flies, wasps and beetles

A praying mantis attacked me when I was like nine or something. I was crawling on my hands and knees behind the couch playing a game and a large green mantis jumped off the back of the couch and landed on my face. I actually didn't really even jump for some reason I just brushed it off and caught it in a jar. It laid eggs and died.