hey guys so i was thinking about bugs because something terrible happened to me the other night with a dammed bug
i dont really have a problem with bugs, theyre cool, some bugs are beautiful but others make me cringe so badly i want pour hot wax into my eyes just to erase their image
the only bugs i really ever had a real problem with were roosterroaches and silverfish, and i think most of it comes from those freaky ass antennae, and i had no idea what an earwig was until the other night, i met my worst loving nightmare, it's like a roosterroach banged a silverfish, making these horrible offspring from hell

this loving thing was on my desk and almost touched my loving leg and it was like a near death experience
so yeah guys talk about bugs that make you stuff your pants