Lightning must be stopped.

[SlayerZ99]

Recently, lightning attacks has escalated. Lightning attacked a group of hikers in Colorado Saturday, killing one man and injuring many other hikers. The Friday just before, another attacked caused the death of a women and injuring eight people. This has gone on long enough. I've done countless hours of research and would like to share some statistics with you.

Since 1953, there has been over 3,500 lightning fatalities
There have been countless of other injuries caused by attacks from lightning

Chance of winning powerball lottery: 1 in 175,223,510
Chance of getting attacked by a shark: 1 in 11,000,000
Chance of being struck by lightning: 1 in 3,000

Now, I dont know about you but that is ridiculous. Its outrageous and egregious. Lightning must be banned. Please sign this petition to ban lightning from the U.S.

https://www.change.org/petitions/anti-lightning-ban-lightning-from-the-u-s

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[jonnyman5656]

Beds still kill more people per year I believe.

[BubbaGum]

wow
this is shocking
ill sign the petition right away

[SlayerZ99]

Beds still kill more people per year I believe.

Please sir lets focus on the issue at hand. We can petition against beds later.

wow
this is shocking
ill sign the petition right away

maam if youre going to make some insulting pun you can just leave

[F3d323]

Beds still kill more people per year I believe.

#BANBEDS

[lolz??]

watt the hell
that's both shocking and revolting
we should charge in there and make sure it halts
or go with the flow and just stay away during thunder storms
wire you trying to ban it anyways

[SlayerZ99]

watt the hell
that's both shocking and revolting
we should charge in there and make sure it halts
or go with the flow and just stay away during thunder storms
wire you trying to ban it anyways

go get struck by lightning

[lolz??]

that hertz a lot

[Mister Cheese]

#bantornadoes

[Clone v.117]

please sign this petition to abolish weather
every signature counts

[The Resonte!]

it'll happen weather you like it or not
if you really want to stop lightning, storm the whitehouse.

[SlayerZ99]

you guys aren't taking this seriously at all

this is a major issue you guys

you guys come on

[Velateen]

you guys aren't taking this seriously at all

this is a major issue you guys

you guys come on

signed

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

will be sure to ban lightning from my server

signed

[Tornado Kirby]

#bantornadoes

no why ;_;