
Name: Natty MacWalnut
Age: 37
Eyecolor: Gay
Bio:
Back in the soviet collapse of the 1990s, Natty MacWalnut's family relocated to North America, where both of his family members were killed in a cartel shootout. After finding his way back to his Russain heritage, Natty contracted malaria, being bedridden for six months before he published his memoir, aptly titled "The life and death of Natty MacWalnut". After two weeks of being published, Natty ironically passed away, survived by nobody.