Ok, i think i bruised my richard and it might burst...

[awesomebread]

well obviously OP isnt a female like it says in their profile

lel

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[Enigma]

Enigma

Welp, I was 13 and horny, what do you expect?

[st8terblock]

ITS THE TUNA JAR THREAD ALL OVER AGAIN

[Aces]

Why'd you have a rocky when doing backflips? Are you turned on by your own imminent failure?

Anyways beat your meat one last time and send that forgeter off. Maybe Viking funeral style idk.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

It's there to filter out any weirdos, like i mean who would ask a girl out in the internet.

people say i fiddle too much with my hair

you gotta keep that stuff fabulous y'know

rip my trust im crying

[carolcat]

-snip-
Obviously OP is just trolling.

except not everyone puts honest information in their profile?

[Tayasaurus]

Welp, I was 13 and horny, what do you expect?

I expected more

[Enigma]

I expected more

What did you expect, exactly? A different reaction?

[Tayasaurus]

What did you expect, exactly? A different reaction?

no just more

[Enigma]

no just more

Care to elaborate? More what?

[Flush535]

are you sure you didn't uhh
break it?

[Skig²]

rip my trust im crying

I was literally looking for that to post in here

Anyway, if OP isn't trolling us, I would say call an ambulance right now and his parents

[TheArmyGuy]

Finally this is relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-uJYE-7u3U

[Nonnel]

agh omg why can i recommend not doing that

[Ben Grapevine]

lol OP isn't losing much since he's asian.