Author Topic: Ok, i think i bruised my richard and it might burst...  (Read 4987 times)


no stuff what is spongy richard
what makes up your richard

...damn thats cold
It would be warm inside a pusillanimous individual, but he didn't have a chance of that to begin with
« Last Edit: July 17, 2014, 08:20:54 PM by Cool Boi »



Obviously OP is just trolling.

Say goodbye to love
on the bright side, you didn't have a chance at it anyways
well geez, I didn't know things went that badly for you, cool BOI

if you don't get to a doctor you are gonna end up with a peyronie boomerang richard mate

i mean who would ask a girl out in the internet.
AHEM
well kind of


well geez, I didn't know things went that badly for you, cool BOI
*Loud winking*

no stuff what is spongy richard
In order to get hard, your richard is made up of little tiny rooms. Those rooms can suck/fill up with blood in order to penetrate a vagina in order to deliver sperm during ejaculation. Then the sperm goes to the girl and then stuff happens. 9 months later an annoying ass crying machine pops out of the vagina and then turns into a human 4 years later.

aka spongy richard

Were you auditioning for the boner Olympics?

this thread made me cringe (2disgusting4me)

I have the most brilliant idea! Use the razor!  :cookieMonster:

spongy richard part has ripped
now puss is getting inside
Not getting inside puss either

i thought it would be smart to come back in here whilst eating food
nope. noooope..