Author Topic: Shortplane Ride  (Read 2511 times)


Fold each page into cute paper planes and have Otto distribute them to the passengers

You look through the manual and remember that you read at the first grade level, and wouldn't understand any of it.

Instead of learning to read, you decide to make cute paper planes. Otto thinks that the passengers would really appreciate them as a gift! So he then floats over to the cargo bay to hand them out.



As he approached he was greeted by a sound that sounded like 99 apes screaming. You're really not sure if you're transporting downies or not, since they sound like black people or apes. And besides, who knows what happens if you open the box?

HIT GO!
Hit go

Listening to your soul, you press the go button.



Wowee! This guy accelerates fast! You also hit some poor dude on the runway, since the wheels are trailing blood. Lets just hope we don't crash at the end of the runway...



Judging by the clouds and the new interior paint, you can guess that you are flying.

Now which way to Russia?




Press the B button three times, then the A button only once. No more or less, then check the radar to see the path we're supposed to take.


EDIT:
konami code
« Last Edit: July 19, 2014, 12:27:04 AM by Zack »


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I'm sorry if I don't update this super quick I do other things

konami code



You plug the Konami Code into the console, and surprise! You gain two new weapons! The laser burns down everything, and the warp warps you anywhere besides your goal in Russia. And you also unlocked the Pink Cabin DLC!

then check the radar to see the path we're supposed to take.

Pressing the radar button drops a screen in front of you



This is kinda useless. It shows nothing of the map. It WOULD be useful if the world was just poorly drawn green circles. Maybe the map would more useful...

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hit eject



Your finger taps the missle button 14 times, bringing our missile count down to 45.



Pressing the eject key ejected the food for the chimps passengers! Lets be glad it didn't eject the chimps themselves!




press radar and map simultaneously


Do a barrel ro-----we aren't kids, sorry....uh, er....what this guy said:
Roll right.

Hold down warp speed and stop, then while holding down those buttons, press comm


Proceed to activate the no-smoking signal in the passenger area as you proceed to light a big one.

Then proceed to play Nintendo DS