mm looks like spitz aren't the best option for me according to the quiz you posted
my top five matches are...
Portuguese Water Dog
Curly-Coated Retriever
English roosterer Spaniel
Field Spaniel
Flat-Coated Retriever
I want a cuddly spitz, does this exist, most people have told me they're all too "smart" for that
but what if you're in a state it's not punishable in?
fat chance of that first off, and do you really feel comfortable lying about a personal disability, knowing that you will be required to have proof in the form of medical records as well special collars/vests, licensing papers, etc for the dog to even begin to pull this off, plus having to fake said disability and have the dog with you at almost all times while you are out of your house
when you could just spend $50 and be done with it