loving cloakers gave me ptsd
story: btw this is the FIRST TIME i ever seen a cloaker before, and also the first time i played on any difficulty above Very Hard
was doing payday 2 nightclub death wish
end of mission, have a big bag of cash, waddling my fat legs as fast as i can to van right in alleyway across road
friend in van waiting
i keep running
this stupid beeping keeps ringing in my ears but i keep going to the van
i turn corner
see van
beeping getting louder
i am about to press G
GET KNOCKED DOWN AND THERE IS A TERRIBLE SCREECHY BEEPING
GREEN LIGHTS UP MY ENTIRE FIELD OF VIEW
i scream like the huge bitch i am. it's like a 12 year old no balls shrilly scream
i start laughing while crying
friend kills cloaker
i crawl into van, fat legs sweating and potato chips in hand
i eat myself happy as we rake in a million spending cash
loving cloakers
