Ebola patient arrives in Emory hospital, Atlanta

[ZombieDude²]

Bitches don't know Ebola Zaire samples have been in storage in government facilities for years. And in Reston, Virginia, there was an outbreak of a mutated strain of Ebola in monkeys at an animal lab. I think one guy got infected with it but it wasn't harmful to humans, it only killed monkeys.

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[Daswiruch]

at least its in atlanta tho

well forget you too

[Foxscotch]

They do a perfect job, having smallpox in unzipped plastic bags.

??

is this a joke? or do you actually think the fact the government keeps samples of diseases is just a conspiracy theory?

[SlayerZ99]

??is this a joke? or do you actually think the fact the government keeps samples of diseases is just a conspiracy theory?

calm down
its a joke

[Foxscotch]

calm down
its a joke

did you skip over this bit?

is this a joke?

[SlayerZ99]

did you skip over this bit?

im answering your question
so no i did not skip over that part

[Rally]

did you skip over this bit?

The fact that you already started arguing with him before you even confirmed it was satire comes off as pretty aggressive.

[SlayerZ99]

The fact that you already started arguing with him before you even confirmed it was satire comes off as pretty aggressive.

and this is why i said calm down

[hodot]

bit

hello madam would you like some tea and crumpets

[SlayerZ99]

and then Left 4 Dead 3 happened.

zombies bleeding all over the place

[Buu]

and then Left 4 Dead 3 happened.

you'd be dead though, so unless some necromancer decides to play douchebag this isn't going to happen, hopefully

While I don't condone panic, you realize that it doesn't take that much to transmit Ebola? I highly doubt the African people residing by the Ebola river are bathing in each other's blood and stuff.

What makes you doubt that?

[Lego lad]

??is this a joke? or do you actually think the fact the government keeps samples of diseases is just a conspiracy theory?

pretty sure it was a joke

[SlayerZ99]

While I don't condone panic, you realize that it doesn't take that much to transmit Ebola? I highly doubt the African people residing by the Ebola river are bathing in each other's blood and stuff.

but they are probably very community centered and are close to one another often

[F3d323]

but they are probably very community centered and are close to one another often

they're close enough to "rescue" patients from quarantine zones because they think the government made the infection up
the main reason why it spread so much was because of ignorance

[Theepicman]

they're close enough to "rescue" patients from quarantine zones because they think the government made the infection up
the main reason why it spread so much was because of ignorance

Does west africa have a death wish or something?