I am Jesus Christ

[Caribou]

i dident even make this anyway

I will have you know that I graduated top of my class at the University of Babylon in 500 BC.

bless me really hard~~~~

I do not provide prostitution services, I provide healing services to those who are in need of it the most.

Jesus Christ is my brother

You are blessed

ur religion is loving TRASH

I am sorry, but Rastafarians are not allowed anyway

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We do not allow this language! It is a sin!

jesus christ, man

That is the spirit! Spread the word around!

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

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dont go posting this ON UR CHURCH or ill end u

[hodot]

um i dont believe what im seeing caus im ATHIEST

[Nonnel]

dont go posting this ON UR CHURCH or ill end u

but maxwell I NEED FOOOOOOLOWERS

[Doom Mantis]

this aint you caribou


did you take too much nyquil

*badumtiss*

[Caribou]

dont go posting this ON UR CHURCH or ill end u

Always respect your brothers, or you will be eaten by Lucifer!

um i dont believe what im seeing caus im ATHIEST

We will pray for you, and heal you! Don't worry, there is a cure!

but maxwell I NEED FOOOOOOLOWERS

I need them more, BITCH

this aint you caribou


did you take too much nyquil

*badumtiss*

This is Jesus Christ

[Ipquarx]

I do not provide prostitution services, I provide healing services to those who are in need of it the most.

Woah woah woah wait a minute, I never said I'd pay you...

[Theepicman]

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

I only follow when you're a caribou hamburger.

Praise the hamburger church.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Your life and limbs belong to Raptor Jesus

[Epicduke]

praize de lord

[AcornCake]

-snip-

[Caribou]

Woah woah woah wait a minute, I never said I'd pay you...

I am sorry then, but you have committed a sin. Generosity, and faithfulness to thou savior is what keeps us going.

This is disrespectful of you to post such an attack! I don't go rollerblading, I go skateboarding!

I only follow when you're a caribou hamburger.

Praise the hamburger church.

I do not know how to transform myself into a caribou  burger

Your life and limbs belong to Raptor Jesus

An imposter!

praize de lord

Amen

That was me as a kid

[Score²]

Christ of jesus

[Ipquarx]

I am sorry then, but you have committed a sin. Generosity, and faithfulness to thou savior is what keeps us going.

I thought jesus didn't care about earthly possessions, what was I supposed to say? :///