I am Jesus Christ

[Caribou]

Also I would like to say to all of my fans:

please follow me on Twitter @JesusChrist

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[Doom Mantis]

I thought jesus didn't care about earthly possessions, what was I supposed to say? :///

ipquarx
we are the only ones left
everyone else is insane
we gotta get out while we still ca-*BOOM HEADSHOT*


im ded x-x

[Caribou]

Christ of jesus

It is Jesus Christ

I thought jesus didn't care about earthly possessions, what was I supposed to say? :///

I care about earthly possessions because I care about you

[sir dooble]

Could you bless this mess?

[WaterOre]

Cthulhu Jesus


Super Robo Jesus

please canonize your brothers

[Doom Mantis]

I care about earthly possessions because I care about you

caribou is actually obama in disguise

[Caribou]

Could you bless this mess?

I will only bless this mess, if you tie this dress.

Cthulhu Jesus


Super Robo Jesus

please canonize your brothers

These are not my brothers! My only brothers are Joseph, James, Judas, and Simon!

caribou is actually obama in disguise

At least my hair isn't about to fall out, and at least my wife is not ugly

[Doom Mantis]

only thing to fight the false prophet with


beatboxing philosophers
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/socrates.swf

[hodot]

At least my hair isn't about to fall out, and at least my wife is not ugly

OH

stuff

[th3coolst3r]

this aint you caribou


did you take too much nyquil

*badumtiss*

really mantis

[Caribou]

Jesus Christ will be taking a rest, in his nest so he can fly out west to the best tomorrow. I am travelling to Venice Beach!  

only thing to fight the false prophet with


beatboxing philosophers
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/socrates.swf

My thoughts are not based off of philosophers!

[sir dooble]

I will only bless this mess, if you tie this dress.

Okay, will do.


Since you're here, could you explain the nature of the Holy Trinity? It's caused quite a bit of confusion.

[Caribou]

Okay, will do.


Since you're here, could you explain the nature of the Holy Trinity? It's caused quite a bit of confusion.

It ssome random dude i guess i dont know man why u ask me

[Doom Mantis]

My thoughts are not based off of philosophers!

my point exactly

there is also super cosmic robo dale
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Robo_Dales_Marital_Dance.swf

(OT: that duke nukem remix serves as great church-rock music)

[XR-7]

Caribou is stepping into new territory.