words and phrases that piss you off

[Jairo]

"suck it" because my dad says this to me all the time (and my cats)

lol

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[IsaacKronenFaust]

"suck it" because my dad says this to me all the time (and my cats)
"u mad bro?" and "deal w/ it"
"you be wrong fo dat"
"quit crying" and "just get out and start running, your joint won't bug you after that"

and academic related stuff:
"carol already knows everything, she doesn't need to read anymore"
"wtf i thought you read the dictionary, how'd you misspell that"
"CAROL COME HELP ME WIT DIS"
"CAROL GIVE ME SOME GUM"

Ugh, this one too...

lol

*Walks down hallway, sees Carol* Suck it! *Sees cat* You suck it too!

[Planr]

and academic related stuff:
"carol already knows everything, she doesn't need to read anymore"
"wtf i thought you read the dictionary, how'd you misspell that"
"CAROL COME HELP ME WIT DIS"
"CAROL GIVE ME SOME GUM"

So basically you're the proverbial tf2 engineer of your school? the smart person that other people try to take advantage of?

P.S.
need a dispenser here

[carolcat]

everyone thinks i'm smart because i make almost straight a's. the reality is that i pay attention in class and do my work while they have side conversations and get into gang fights instead of doing homework. also the work is super watered down so that our test scores look better.

the negative result of this is that my parents are going to be forcing me into a college-level high school which will pretty much require me to stay up until 12am studying if i want to hope to get at least a C. and if i have a single C or lower in any class, i'll only get $10 to live off of every 2 weeks.

[F3d323]

"hey fede can you do my english language homework"
but you know
in spanish
"eu fede me haces la tarea de literatura inglesa?"

[Landmineman4000²]

"oh ja zat ist ze schtereotipikal german accent ja"
"Wow you're such a loving loser ;)"

[Bomb Kirby]

"literally"

[Nonnel]

i've found that most people who say the word bitch are idiots

[Alternat¡ve]

i've found that most people who say the word bitch are idiots

that makes you idiot stupid..

[Jairo]

that makes you idiot stupid..

b-baka!

[NML Cygni]

"swiggity swotty I'm coming for that booty" Idk why I loving hate this phrase

also, I hate any person's gamertag/IGN, etc. that has more than 4 X's in it.
ALSO, I hate ones that are like this--
"XXxXMLGpusillanimous individualslayermlgcumbagpusi llanimous individualassbitchslayerXxXX))

[beachbum111111]

"umadbro???"

[DrenDran]

how did 'literally' not make it on the first page

[the hacker]

how did 'literally' not make it on the first page

That literally drives me insane.

[Caribou]

"I WAN TO forget U"