Is it bad I imagine OP bashing his friend upside the head with a bat, tying him to a chair, nailing the chair to a hardwood floor, and then going about raping and keeping him hostage until he's found a year afterwards ad he's documented by psychologists, only for him to break out and go about slaughtering hundreds of innocents with his bat and mutilating their corpses, before falling in love with more men and kidnapping them and imprisoning them as well before he eventually smuggles them all to Alcatraz where he lives out the rest of his days loving boypusillanimous individual.
Then again I'm a black canadian, so I guess my word doesn't mean much.
