(no hate replies please) i have a crush on my straight friend

[Filipe]

op is the most ignorant forget ever, my god he's 12 and he thinks he's gay, he wants to rape his friend and hope he'll like it. op does not know how to loving listen to good advice

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u dun goofd, again.

[Ad Bot]

[SquartleTurtle]

it really sounds like youre unsure so just start dangling his balls and dipping them in lotion to make sure

[Nonnel]

ok but play truth or dare and touch his balls first

[Georges]

"straight"

[comr4de]

Desperately awaiting results from OP

[XR-7]

Desperately awaiting results from OP

One can keep a secret only if he's dead.

[Jubel]

Im still waiting for the result of ultimax's strip yugioh

[Rockinboy2000]

op is the most ignorant forget ever, my god he's 12 and he thinks he's gay, he wants to rape his friend and hope he'll like it. op does not know how to loving listen to good advice

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as much as im your friend, your a loving idiot for thinking that and barely reading any of his posts

you deserved your ban, friendo

[Judge]

The reason you can tell that your not gay before some set age limit is because its loving biologically set up in your head, its hard wired, through millions of years we've evolved so that we know what to forget and what not to forget, you need to hit a point when you can perfectly understand your emotions and others. Pretty much becoming double self aware, I really don't know why gay people came in and used their own dynamic heads to change what they love and dont love but I guess its their decision and we cant stop them from having love and loving, but stop saying you can decide your loveuality at 11 or 12, you really cant, its just how human life works.

also op seriously dont kiss him, it'll go badly

[Swat 3]

The reason you can tell that your not gay before some set age limit is because its loving biologically set up in your head, its hard wired, through millions of years we've evolved so that we know what to forget and what not to forget, you need to hit a point when you can perfectly understand your emotions and others. Pretty much becoming double self aware, I really don't know why gay people came in and decided to change how evolution and stuff works but I guess its their decision and we cant stop them from having love and loving, but stop saying you can decide your loveuality at 11 or 12, you really cant, its just how human life works.

also op seriously dont kiss him, it'll go badly

Two things are wrong with this post:
Gay people don't choose to be gay. It is most likely an evolutionary advantage (population control) and/or eviromental (experiences, or (more probably), conditions inside the womb).

Second, boys usually begin puberty between the ages of 9 and 14, and it doesn't work as a list of steps, but rather a checklist. That means his brain can be hardwired to insert snake into pooper at an early age, such as 12, if he started puberty at something like 9 or 10 years old.

[MyCreativeName]

from what im getting from what ops saying is that hes trying to convert his straight friend into being gay

listen, just face the facts. hes straight, and you cannot change that. it will not accomplish anything, so go and look for someone else who feels the say way about you.

[Judge]

Gay people don't choose to be gay. It is most likely an evolutionary advantage (population control)

no

and/or eviromental (experiences, or (more probably), conditions inside the womb).

probably no? I've never really researched that but it doesn't make any real sense unless he got raped or manhandled, the mind doesn't pull stuff out and randomly make it into other stuff
the only reason that gay people could not have a choice is if some idiot decided he wanted to have love with men and altered his genes, but then had love with a woman making his children have more of a tendency to be gay

buts thats loving unlikely because of how hard it would be to create and give away a gay gene even if you didn't like females,  if you still feel loveual attraction for females its seriously unlikely

Second, boys usually begin puberty between the ages of 9 and 14, and it doesn't work as a list of steps, but rather a checklist. That means his brain can be hardwired to insert snake into pooper at an early age, such as 12, if he started puberty at something like 9 or 10 years old.

it caaaaan
but it doesnt
the only reason they say you start puberty at 10 is because 1 freaky little kid does, which is weird and is not normal. and even if he did start at 10, he wouldn't be done and his mind is still changing
its the same reason they put all the symptoms on medication commercials, because it can happen, but almost 100% of the time doesn't
also see above, theres no reason for someone to start liking men at an early age, or better way of saying it, know they like men, your mind changes so much during puberty and thats a literal fact, by the end you might start wanting to forget zebras or something, but that'd mean you'd have to have experience, same with if for some reason you liked men.

idk, i think the reason gay people start being gay is because they see other social tendencies and want to be like that to express themselves, but thats just because every other reason i've seen i've ruled out, so its just a guess but doesn't seem to really have anything against it

also no offense to gays or anything (I probably should say that because weird ass social rules) I'm just saying it doesn't happen when your below the age of like 15 or 16 when you actually finish puberty and can decide stuff without hormones getting in the way

oops i accidentally wrote a research paper on gays stuff

[Foxscotch]

also no offense to gays or anything

saying this doesn't magically make it not offensive

[Lego lad]

Gay people don't choose to be gay. It is most likely an evolutionary advantage

what

[Fab]

what

I laughed so much on that