Maxx - just shut up jfc

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I was only ?? years old, i loved Luna so much i bought all of her merchandise
I pray to Luna every night before bed, thanking her for the life i've been given
"Luna is love" i say. "Luna is life"
My parents hear me and call  the mental ward
I knew they were just jealous of my devotion to Luna
I called them Anti-bronies.
They cut off my rooster and stick it in my right ear and tell me to go loving sleep
I'm crying now, my right ear hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Luna
I am so pleased
She wispers in my ear "This is my moon"
She takes off her hooves and grabs me with her powerful pony hands and puts me in the missionary position
I'm ready
I spread my brown star for Luna
She penetrates my chocolate starfish
It hurts so much but i do it for Luna
I can feel my star fish tearing as semen spurts from my eyes
I push against her force
I want to please Luna
She screams and punctures my ears as she fills my mangina with love
My parents walk in
Luna looks them straight in the eye and neighs
Luna leaves trough the window
Luna is love, Luna is life

Kill me
sums up furny here

Kill me
that was beautiful

I feel bad for you if you had to write that lol


I spread my brown star for Luna
She penetrates my chocolate starfish
It hurts so much but i do it for Luna
I can feel my star fish tearing as semen spurts from my eyes
I push against her force
I want to please Luna
She screams and punctures my ears as she fills my mangina with love
i tried to read this out loud and was laughing for 5 minutes straight

guys, i think we should go back to talking about what REALLY matters


isnt it funny how maxx only showed up when the thread was getting derailed

isnt it funny how maxx only showed up when the thread was getting derailed
i wanted to do other things because i got bored so i lost track of this so i came back and wanted to say things

i wanted to do other things because i got bored so i lost track of this so i came back and wanted to say things


...
Seriously?


i wanted to do other things because i got bored so i lost track of this so i came back and wanted to say things

We all know you just wanted someone to derail it first so you could comment without immediate ass tearing

typical damage control method as always -_-



i think kitten mittons is the most important thing here


Spiderman thread anyone?  :cookieMonster: