Author Topic: I Just Woke Up Stories!  (Read 2501 times)

I just woke up today and I literally almost threw up because I thought it was Saturday (late to bandcamp). Then found out in was Thursday and went back to bed.

I woke up and realized id fallen asleep in the middle of doing homework. My day so far has not gotten better

I woke up to a gigantic fan on max blowing my covers off and scaring the stuff out of me. Almost literately. My day is improving fast due to me indulging in sweets like a motherforgeter.

I woke up at 5 AM, went back to sleep, dreamed about fighting a boss in a game, at the end it glitched against the wall and I killed him as he failed to move (I swear to hell that dream was way too much realistic representation of a dream) then I woke up by the alarm, I shut it off and then I drank my coffee.

i woke up and i was hungry


I woke up and died
life as a skeleton is neato

i just woke up and i got ice cream and here i am now

i just woke up and i got ice cream and here i am now
don't you have school

don't you have school
why would i be eating ice cream at 10:22 if i had school

why would i be eating ice cream at 10:22 if i had school
but it's Thursday

I woke up to a gigantic fan on max blowing my covers off and scaring the stuff out of me. Almost literately. My day is improving fast due to me indulging in sweets like a motherforgeter.

The first part almost made me laugh in class.

For me, I woke up so tired that my eyes couldn't open (5:30am) so I went back to bed for a half hour.

One time it seemed like a good idea to bite down really hard when I just woke up for some reason, so I did that.
I spit out a chunk of a tooth

I woke up and realized I was nude

I fell asleep while fapping