I Just Woke Up Stories!

[chubaka452]

I just woke up today and I literally almost threw up because I thought it was Saturday (late to bandcamp). Then found out in was Thursday and went back to bed.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

I woke up and realized id fallen asleep in the middle of doing homework. My day so far has not gotten better

[grunterdb1951]

I woke up to a gigantic fan on max blowing my covers off and scaring the stuff out of me. Almost literately. My day is improving fast due to me indulging in sweets like a motherforgeter.

[LeetZero]

I woke up at 5 AM, went back to sleep, dreamed about fighting a boss in a game, at the end it glitched against the wall and I killed him as he failed to move (I swear to hell that dream was way too much realistic representation of a dream) then I woke up by the alarm, I shut it off and then I drank my coffee.

[WaffleCake]

i woke up and i was hungry

[Pah1023]

I woke up.

[Landmineman4000²]

I woke up and died
life as a skeleton is neato

[AcornCake]

i just woke up and i got ice cream and here i am now

[Nal]

i just woke up and i got ice cream and here i am now

don't you have school

[AcornCake]

don't you have school

why would i be eating ice cream at 10:22 if i had school

[Nal]

why would i be eating ice cream at 10:22 if i had school

but it's Thursday

[XR-7]

I woke up to a gigantic fan on max blowing my covers off and scaring the stuff out of me. Almost literately. My day is improving fast due to me indulging in sweets like a motherforgeter.

The first part almost made me laugh in class.

For me, I woke up so tired that my eyes couldn't open (5:30am) so I went back to bed for a half hour.

[hodototman]

One time it seemed like a good idea to bite down really hard when I just woke up for some reason, so I did that.
I spit out a chunk of a tooth

[Couatl]

I woke up and realized I was nude

I fell asleep while fapping

[KelBlock]

I woke up and said hi.