Or SSDS for short. Might as well make one of my own because I made the thread, lol.
So back in 4th grade (or 5th, can't remember well) it was recess and I was doing the stuff that my sociopathic 9 year old self was doing. There was this kid in my class I said something to (motherforgeter I think) and he got all pissy, and I quickly apologized but couldn't finish before he pushed me backward onto the concrete. I was trying to twist around to break my fall but ended up landing on my hand, dislocating it and making me wear a cast for the rest of the day. Afterwards I went to the detention room, and I'm just going to rally up what each side did.
Me - Called someone a motherforgeter, got a sprained hand.
Other person - Threw several insults at me, pushed me onto the concrete, hurt my hand, gloated about it with his clique of friends.
The other kid got lunch detention for a day, whereas I got suspension for the ENTIRE WEEK. I still find this complete bullstuff to this day, and sure, I did insult him but that's nothing compared to what he did.