Author Topic: stuffty School Detention Stories  (Read 5301 times)

Or SSDS for short. Might as well make one of my own because I made the thread, lol.

So back in 4th grade (or 5th, can't remember well) it was recess and I was doing the stuff that my sociopathic 9 year old self was doing. There was this kid in my class I said something to (motherforgeter I think) and he got all pissy, and I quickly apologized but couldn't finish before he pushed me backward onto the concrete. I was trying to twist around to break my fall but ended up landing on my hand, dislocating it and making me wear a cast for the rest of the day. Afterwards I went to the detention room, and I'm just going to rally up what each side did.

Me - Called someone a motherforgeter, got a sprained hand.
Other person - Threw several insults at me, pushed me onto the concrete, hurt my hand, gloated about it with his clique of friends.

The other kid got lunch detention for a day, whereas I got suspension for the ENTIRE WEEK. I still find this complete bullstuff to this day, and sure, I did insult him but that's nothing compared to what he did.

the last time i was in detention was in 2nd grade
because my teacher was a bitch and didn't understand what happens when a car runs out of gas

I've never had detention, however, since I was apparently so easy to pick on, some richard in 7th grade decided to shove me into a wall.

Right in front of the eyes of a teacher.
It is obvious of what happened next.

My tanktop had 1 inch straps instead of 2 inch straps so I got Saturday School

I WILL DO MY HOMEWORK
I WILL DO MY HOMEWORK
I WILL DO MY HOMEWORK
I WILL DO MY HOMEWORK
over and over again

My tanktop had 1 inch straps instead of 2 inch straps so I got Saturday School
wait, in width???

i had 5 detentions in 5th grade but i only went to 2 #thuglife

I got a lunch detention for dropping my lunchbox
I never went

and no this is not a joke im dead serious

i had in school suspension years back. (its like detention, but during school, at school, all school day)
but it was in some room with like test/study desks. those privacy walls on your part of the table.

at the time i had a portable psx with the little screen. i nerded all those 3 days.

i had in school suspension years back. (its like detention, but during school, at school, all school day)
but it was in some room with like test/study desks. those privacy walls on your part of the table.

at the time i had a portable psx with the little screen. i nerded all those 3 days.
yeah whenever i got sent to ISS i would build a small wall out of my lunchbox and binder and folders and play games on my phone behind it

My tanktop had 1 inch straps instead of 2 inch straps so I got Saturday School
stuff you're turning me on i might have to rape you because 1 inch straps are so slutty

There was never detention in any of my schools. They either told you to stop and forgeted off or you got suspended.

wait, in width???

thats my first thought to
"wut, they wanted em to be longer?"

XD

yeah whenever i got sent to ISS i would build a small wall out of my lunchbox and binder and folders and play games on my phone behind it
man I wish I got to go and build book forts up in the international space station

A kid with a damn similar name to me almost got me in trouble for something he did. Don't mix up names, kids.