stuffty School Detention Stories

[Daswiruch]

I have never had any form of detention B^)
oh wait yeah i did
in elementary school in like 1st grade or something i talked and i got sent to silent lunch
i was like 6 or something idk but i was pretty pissy about it

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[Nal]

I got detention for missing school and they marked me truant
I didn't show up to detention and it started a stuffstorm lel

[XR-7]

Homeschooled much of my life so couldn't really do "detention". If I had been in the public school system any longer than I originally was, I'd be a horrible kid in trouble constantly.

Closest would be in kindergarten. I was crawling under the tables in the cafeteria during lunch and started hitting the principal's legs. She walked me to her office and called my parents, where I spent the entire next day in my secondary bedroom in the basement.

[Headcrab Zombie]

My tanktop had 1 inch straps instead of 2 inch straps so I got Saturday School

I don't even get that
Like "OH NO YOUR SHOULDER IS SHOWING"
that's one of the last body parts i would find obscene

i had in school suspension years back. (its like detention, but during school, at school, all school day)
but it was in some room with like test/study desks. those privacy walls on your part of the table.

at the time i had a portable psx with the little screen. i nerded all those 3 days.

My school did this too sometimes, but sometimes they sent you to this "suspension center" instead, which was a seperate building with a bus running between between it and the schol
regular ISS was so much better cuz I usually got put in rooms with subjects I was interested in so I just paid attention to the lecture. Plus the teachers were usually cool to you; once I had ISS with a math teacher on a computer lab day and I got to spend the day playing math games. And they were actually pretty fun and had very little to do with math
But the suspension center sucked ass. I swear they just made up rules as they went just to stuff on you. Like they had this bookshelf full of books for you to read, there was a pretty cool looking comp sci book I wanted to read, but the bitch was like "NO YOU CAN ONLY READ FICTION"
also she had like two inch long finger nails and they were creepy as forget

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Only had one detention and it was way back in middle school. It was like the first day of a new quarter or something and I was out sick, so I had a zero average in social studies. The next day I was pulled aside heading out to recess and was put in a room with a bunch of deadbeats and yelled at for the next 20 minutes about how we were all failures. When I passed in the paper and my grade skyrocketed to a 95 my teacher told me I still had to stay for a 3 hour academic detention. Yay.

I have never had any form of detention B^)
oh wait yeah i did
in elementary school in like 1st grade or something i talked and i got sent to silent lunch
i was like 6 or something idk but i was pretty pissy about it

Something like that happened to me that same year. The people next to me were talking and I told them to be quiet, teacher yelled at me and forced me to sit alone crying for the rest of lunch.

[beachbum111111]

I got suspended for 2 weeks in middle school for recording a teacher screaming at the class.

[XR-7]

Relevant

I generally was just a strange individual with no sense of right or wrong when I was a little boy in school. I have a feeling that if I had stayed in public school, I would have gotten into trouble more, gotten suspended, jumped into drugs or love, or generally just have been a worse person than I am now.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

In 4th grade a kid made me and my other friend giggle. All three of us got detention. I hated that bitch teacher anyway

Also, in 2nd grade some kid spilled ketchup on the table at lunch. It looked funny to me 8 year old eyes, so I laughed. Guess what? I went to the principal's office, but the other kid had nothing. The principal was chill, so she let me go

And in 1st grade, I got sent to "timeout" in recess for doing nothing. I coughed and the teacher thought I talked back to her. She was also a bitch

EDIT: I also got in trouble in 8th grade for a hilarious thing, and damn am I glad the vice principal is a hockey fan and we were good friends.
Last year we had a history teacher, who I'll name Mr. John Smith. He was a passive, older teacher and we could mess around in his class, even though it was an honors class. He was really nice too. He also said "Please Stop" a lot, and it grew as an inside joke in the 8th grade. So, I decided to be funny and make a parody twitter account of him, named it @jSmith (It'd be his first name initial and last name, but I used the example). Eventually, after a week, the school found out. And SOMEHOW, they learned it was me, and I have a few suspicions as to who it was that told. I was sent to the office after first block, which was math. The vice principal was cool and told me not to do it, and all I had to do was delete the account in front of him. I was a school celebrity for about a month :)

[Georges]

Pssh, homeschooled all my life (except for pre-k or some crap idr). I never got suspension or detention.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Pssh, homeschooled schooled all my life (except for pre-k or some crap idr). I never got suspension or detention.

So no time outs in the corner? haha

Also:

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[AtlasBlue]

Got detention twice in 7th grade because I was late. She never understood that I had to walk across the entire school to get to her class...

[Georges]

So no time outs in the corner? haha

Also:

Eh, I'm sure I did get time out occasionally, but that'd have happened regardless. XD

Also, fixed.

[Blockzillahead]

only time i got detention was because i was snow ball fighting with friends in a school parking lot

apparently you cant throw snow balls or be in the parking lot

[Zay]

my first detention ever was on monday. it was pretty chill i guess.

i read part of a book and then watched some gravity falls on my laptop. although right when detention finished i accidentally spilled some juice on the floor and i ran out the door before anyone noticed

[Alternat¡ve]

In 4th grade a kid made me and my other friend giggle. All three of us got detention. I hated that bitch teacher anyway

Also, in 2nd grade some kid spilled ketchup on the table at lunch. It looked funny to me 8 year old eyes, so I laughed. Guess what? I went to the principal's office, but the other kid had nothing. The principal was chill, so she let me go

And in 1st grade, I got sent to "timeout" in recess for doing nothing. I coughed and the teacher thought I talked back to her. She was also a bitch

I hate when people get in trouble a lot always say it is never their fault. Like, is your life just a series of coincidences that happen to land you into trouble or something?