Sugar ants are invading my battle station.

[Swat 3]

i survived, dont worry

That's what they all say.....
Maybe you shouldn't be leaving food all over the place, OP.

The only reason a large amount of ants venture out of their area is because they scouted out food.

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

ah, i remember the great ant massacre of summer 2012

i was upstairs in my room on my laptop one day when i noticed a little starfish crawling around the side of my desk (the one i'm currently on) so i crushed it, thinking that was the end of it. i was never more incorrect. the next day, a scout troupe of around 4 ants invaded my eating space and stole a crumb. me, being the desk overlord, had enough of this thievery, and ended their miserable lives. the next morning i got up and on my laptop, within 5 minutes there was an ant crawling up my leg. I look down on the floor and an entire platoon of little buggers has a little operation desert storm going so i get out the heavy artillery: the ammonia spray. death rains down on this entire village of ants and before long the bodies of many valiant soldiers blanketed my desk. a few ants must have developed gas mask technology because they didnt die from the fumes so i crushed them with my trusty soda cap.

that, my friends, is the true story of the great ant massacre of summer 2012

Only Setro made it out alive.

[newspeed12]

Only Setro made it out alive.

Wait setro was in hodot's house?
Why am I not surprised by this?

[hodot]

i would never let setro in my home

let alone any other forumer, really. don't take it personally guys

[newspeed12]

i would never let setro in my home

let alone any other forumer, really. don't take it personally guys

Oh we know you wouldn't let him in

[Rigel]

Maybe you shouldn't be leaving food all over the place, OP.

The only reason a large amount of ants venture out of their area is because they scouted out food.

I've had food out before, but ever since not having any out at my desk for a month, it's like they started sending the loving soldiers after me, and they sent some to my mom's desk, and my brother's desk too. (All the desks are in the same room, it's really hard to find time to fap.)

[Swat 3]

I've had food out before, but ever since not having any out at my desk for a month, it's like they started sending the loving soldiers after me, and they sent some to my mom's desk, and my brother's desk too. (All the desks are in the same room, it's really hard to find time to fap.)

maybe your seminal juices that fly all over the room is what's attracting them

[Rigel]

maybe your seminal juices that fly all over the room is what's attracting them

Couldn't be, none ever gets anywhere besides on the tissue.

Odd thing is they seem to swarm the fap tissues in the bathroom's trashcan...

[cooldawson3]

Whenever an ant is killed, IIRC, it secretes a pheromone that attracts other ants nearby to it's death site. Might be why the ants kept 'sniffing' the dead ants, perhaps? Also, the only way to kill ants without them doing this is to put the ant down the drain.

However, I could be way wrong, this is just something I think I remember.

[hodot]

Whenever an ant is killed, IIRC, it secretes a pheromone that attracts other ants nearby to it's death site. Might be why the ants kept 'sniffing' the dead ants, perhaps? Also, the only way to kill ants without them doing this is to put the ant down the drain.

However, I could be way wrong, this is just something I think I remember.

so THAT was my problem

[Xphifre]

suck them up with a vaccuum cleaner
that should make it so they dont produce the ''help some motherforgeter just killed me send backup NOW'' gas.

[Niff]

it's the same thing with gnats over at my place

its annoying as forget

[Blockzillahead]

There are no bugs in my house

thats funny. for a second there i thought a big roosterroach was typing that reply

[-Setro-]

lol how did i become an ant in this topic

[hodot]

lol how did i become an ant in this topic

"become"

youve always been one WOAH stuff YOU JUST GOT loving SMASHED