The Assassination (THE END)

[AutoBahn]

Quickdraw that forgeter.

[Ad Bot]

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Quickdraw, runnin' at him wouldn't be smart and if you try to evade him the police will arrive and find out everything

[tber123]

[Violence]Quickdraw that forgeter and get some loot.

Courier was shot in the leg for 6 damage. Courier is now bleeding to death. Courier takes 10dmg from blood loss and is incapacitated.

Weapon Acquired: TRS-301 with 20 rounds left in the magazine out of 30.


Other Loot: Blood Bag, Can of Beans, Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis

Interesting Locations:

Drug Deal by the Keyboard

Cops arriving in 7 minutes

Inventory:
.22 Pistol w/ 8 rnds left. perfect condition.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun w/ 3 rnds left. Good condition.
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
Blood Bag
TRS-301 w/ 20 rounds. Fair condition.
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Throwable Spear

[firestorm]

Question. I have 2 available ideas. A. I mail you minifigs and some guns because those dudes look hella bad. 
B. I can do pictures based on what you choose as the outcome.

[tber123]

I prefer non-minifigs(What you see so far), as the legs don't get loose.

I also bought a LEGO Creative Bucket, which means I have more than just 5-6 of the "Brick People".
Maybe option B as a backup. Also, my computer is alive again.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Grab the dead bodies, use the skin and bones for material for a handglider, then glide the forget outta there to the hallway

[tber123]

Grab the dead bodies, use the skin and bones for material for a handglider, then glide the forget outta there to the hallway

Picture is not mine

It is near-pitch black. You are likely to be:

A)Eaten by Grues.
B)Mugged.
C)Impregnated regardless of gender by space aliens.
D)Stepped on by a human. You ever step on a lego brick before?

Its best to stay in the safety of the room. The table isn't the only thing in the bedroom.

You see:
Cabinet with books and printers
Bed
Floor
Fan that was left on
Stack of Textbooks
Dark area under the bed. The dog is sleeping.

[firestorm]

Yo use the fan to launch your self into the hallway. forget safety, we need the loot.

[tber123]

Did you notice that you can see the horns of a demon in the hallway?

DEATH #2: A Deus Ex Machina that works against you. (Too tricky to pose + I can't build a hang glider)

You launch yourself into the fan and glide into the hallway. All goes well untill a robber invades the house and starts killing all the other humans in there. In the chaos, your glider is shot down by a stray bullet, and the robber steps on you with his bare feet, causing 902 damage to him. He explodes into a violent, bloody mess. Problem is, you still got squished. You are hit for 70 damage and killed.

[firestorm]

We did it. We saved the people! For mother Russia...

[tber123]

You respawn again, because the gods really enjoy watching you die over and over again.


For some reason, the picture was upside down when I connected the Ipad to my computer. I flipped it, accidentally switched the sides. Now the picture is in reverse.

You go to the drug deal by the keyboard, and discover three faceless survivors.

You see:

Trestkon armed with PSI-AMP and Heavy Plasma

Scara B. King armed with Blaster Launcher

Thin Man armed with Really Fucking Op Plasma Rifle Thats 100% Accurate and One Hit Kills Everyone just like in XCOM:Enemy Unknown (aka the RFOPRT100%AOHKE)


Inventory:
.22 Pistol w/ 8 rnds left. perfect condition.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun w/ 3 rnds left. Good condition.
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
Blood Bag
TRS-301 w/ 20 rounds. Fair condition.
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Throwable Spear

Skills:
[Firearms] Trained
[Close Combat] No training.
[Energy Weapons] More likely to blow yourself up with an overcharged plasma rifle than you are to kill someone with it. Untrained
[Throwing] Whats a baseball? Untrained
[Explosives] Its always the green wire in the movies, right? Untrained
[Social Skills] [Speech:FAILED] "Raise that price or else your...uh... Chip outta Luck." Untrained
[Medic] Obviously its safer to pull the bullet/arrow/knife out rather than leave it in and let a REAL medical professional do it. Untrained
[Engineer] You just hit the thing with a wrench, right? Untrained

[Violence] Quickdraw these guys and hope for the best, even though you are clearly outgunned.
[Firearms] Intimidate these guys with your TRS-301, because surely pissing off the men with plasma rifles will work well.
[Close Combat] Use one of them as a human shield.
[Throwing] Throw a gun at them.
[Social Skills] Attempt to strike a trade with them, or talk them into handing you extremely overpowered weaponry.
[Theft] Pickpocket.
[Other] Please post.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Spray blood all over them with the blood bag in hopes that its owner had ebola.

[AutoBahn]

Grab one of the guys as a shield, preferably the thin man.
Then, pull your .22 out, and point it to [whoever it was we grabbed, hopefully thin man]'s head.

[grunterdb1951]

Spray blood all over them with the blood bag in hopes that its owner had ebola.

as well as

Grab one of the guys as a shield, preferably the thin man.

[Cybertails1998]

quickly snatch the thin man and disarm him

use him and his super megarape rifle to murder everyone