The Assassination (THE END)

[tber123]

Well then, lets go to the chair with the textbooks on it, and see who is there.

Also, forget about old targets, that damned dirty human is the new target.

You encounter: A group of men blocking your way.

Jagged_Alliance armed with Gyrojet
Target #2 armed with Gauss Rifle
Infiltrator armed with Silenced PMM
Bump Butts armed with FAL
STALKER Bandit armed with Ripper
Foreigner armed with 10mm SMG

Inventory:
.22 Pistol w/ 8 rnds left. perfect condition.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun w/ 3 rnds left. Good condition.
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
Blood Bag
TRS-301 w/ 20 rounds. Fair condition.
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Throwable Spear
Golden Gun 7 shots
Muton Sushi
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)

[Firearms]Engage Combat, then use Auto Fire to mow everyone down.
 [Close Combat]Human Shield.
 [Energy Weapons]Peck everyone to death with your infinite ammo laser rifle.
[Throwing]Throw a spear.
[Explosives]Throw a can of beans at the target.
[Social Skills] Distraction.
[Medic] Beat everyone to death with a medkit.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

>Harpoon your target with the spear and toss him off the table

>optional: afterwards grab a human shield and use your gunshoots

[firestorm]

Hold up wait a minute. Is the Ripper like the Vector SMG? Because if so take that forgeter out FIRST.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Use someone as a human shield and spray blood bags on the people in hopes they have ebola.(dont spray your human shield with ebola. Then demolish everyone with the laser rifle.

[Rigel]

Before slaughtering them, ask them this "Why is it that absolutely everyone has guns, except for me when I first arrived?"

[tber123]

[Social Skills] How come I'm the only one that doesn't start with a gun?

"Because that is how the creator wished it to be. Now pay up or you ain't getting past this roadblo----"

*SPLORT*



Target #2 gets a spear to the knee, and falls off the table. You take Bump Butts hostage, and spray the blood bag on everyone. This blood bag is clean, and nobody gets Ebola.

Jagged_Alliance Dies from a headshot. His head promptly explodes into bloody chunks, demoralizing the rest.
Target #2 Gets a spear to the knee and falls off the table, where he violently breaks apart.
Infiltrator Is shot in the hand, which causes his Ripper to srpay bullets everywhere, injuring STALKER Bandit and Foreigner. He trips and breaks his leg, and dies from running out of health.
Bump Butts Is taken hostage.
STALKER Bandit Is fleeing the battle.
Foreigner Surrenders.

Inventory:
.22 Pistol. (perfect condition.)
Red Ryder LE BB Gun. (Good condition.)
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
TRS-301 (Fair condition.)
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Golden Gun (You only get one shot.)
Muton Sushi
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (Fair-ish condition.)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (Could use some repair.)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (Good condition.)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun)
Gauss Rifle (Perfect condition)
Silenced PMM (Damaged)
FAL (In need of cleaning)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Nearly broken)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Poor condition)

LEVEL UP
Pick ONE skill to upgrade.
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Untrained
[Energy Weapons]Untrained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Untrained
[Social Skills] Untrained
[Medic] Untrained

STALKER Bandit jumps off the table and onto the books, and runs to the Printer. Now what?

[ButlerBlockhead125]

upgrade energy weapons and try to snipe the bandit, then repair your laser rifle.

[firestorm]

Oh god that is a Vector. 1,200 RPM. Get that sunovabitch repaired. Has anyone played FarCry 3 with the shredder, they know what it's capable of.

[tber123]

It is nice and dark. Nighttime has fallen upon you. All that remains is the glow of the LED clock, the monitor's ON button, and the gaming rig the Human owns. Other than that, it is pitch black.

STALKER Bandit stumbles around blindly and falls off the printer, causing 17026896 damage and killing him instantly.

Inventory:
.22 Pistol. (perfect condition.)
Red Ryder LE BB Gun. (Good condition.)
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
TRS-301 (Fair condition.)
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Golden Gun (You only get one shot.)
Muton Sushi
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (Fair-ish condition.)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (Could use some repair.)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (Good condition.)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun)
Gauss Rifle (Perfect condition)
Silenced PMM (Damaged)
FAL (In need of cleaning)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Nearly broken)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Poor condition)
UPGRADE COMPLETE
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Untrained
[Energy Weapons]Trained <<<NEW
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Untrained
[Social Skills] Untrained
[Medic] Untrained

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Not sure if the laser rifle can light up around you, but use it for a light while firing, or if the weapon itself lights up.

[firestorm]

Sleep until wake up.

[tber123]

You light up the area with your laser rifle, and you see a mass of people running to safety. Two people in particular stand out.

Nick "Blue" Walter armed with bare hands. Recruitable companion!
Tom Falke armed with bare hands. Recruitible Companion!


Inventory:
.22 Pistol. (perfect condition.)
Red Ryder LE BB Gun. (Good condition.)
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
TRS-301 (Fair condition.)
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Golden Gun (You only get one shot.)
Muton Sushi
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (Fair-ish condition.)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (Could use some repair.)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (Good condition.)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun)
Gauss Rifle (Perfect condition)
Silenced PMM (Damaged)
FAL (In need of cleaning)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Nearly broken)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Poor condition)

[Firearms]Trained Shoot one of them in order to convince them into joining. (WARNING: Can and will go horribly wrong. Not responsible for dead companions or you being robbed by badasses.
[Close Combat]Untrained Beat the crap out of them and force them to join. Chance to turn them hostile and fail to intimidate
[Energy Weapons]Trained Intimidate them with your infinite ammo laser rifle into joining. Good chance of recruitment
[Throwing]Untrained Toss them a can of beans and recruit them peacefully. 100% Reliable recruitment option
[Explosives]Untrained Toss them some Muton Sushi laced with beans. Can and will kill off potential companions.
[Social Skills]Untrained  Talk them into joining you.
[Medic]Untrained Offer to tag along as a medic.

[Nicepoint]

Recruit them and clean up your FAL. Also, use social skills. If fails beat them up.

[firestorm]

Recruit them and clean up your Vector. Also, use social skills. If fails intimidate with laser rifle.

FTFY

[tber123]

Both of them were successfully recruited.

Locations inside my room
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Airsoft Assault Rifle
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed