The Assassination (THE END)

[tber123]

[Close Combat] Spray blood bags on everyone, take the Thin Man Hostage, and use his super OP Megarape Rifle to murder everyone.



Done. Thin Man dies of Ebola, Scara B. King's head explodes from the megarape rifle, and Trestkon also dies of Ebola.

Inventory:
.22 Pistol w/ 8 rnds left. perfect condition.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun w/ 3 rnds left. Good condition.
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
Blood Bag
TRS-301 w/ 20 rounds. Fair condition.
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Throwable Spear
Heavy Plasma 35 Rounds
Blaster Launcher 10 Rockets
PSI-Amp 1000% Charge
RFOPRT100%AOHKE (Aka Super Megarape Rifle) 9 shots
Golden Gun 7 shots
Ultimate Fallout 2 Guide
Muton Sushi
XCOM Laser Rifle w/ 1000 rechargable shots



"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

The Administrator, level 300 Liberty Prime (That giant loving robot) armed with dual Admin Banhammer Cannons and Plot Armor(invincibility)
Moderator Taberone, armed with Banhammer and Destructo Wand
Moderator Guile, armed with Guile's Personal Asskicking Rifle
Moderator Sid Meier, armed with Mini-Nuke loaded with Banhammer rounds.

"PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! Also, you are waaaaay too overpowered for the early game. Surrender your OP weapons or face banhammer retribution. Do you REALLY think you can get away with loot this good? One false move and you will be banhammered."

[Firearms] Quickdraw and get banned in the process.
[Explosives] Blaster Launcher the invincible administrator and his moderators.
[Social Skills] Negotiate with the administrator and his moderators. Level scale the enemies to your equipment so that the game is balanced. Or atleast have them take SOME of your stuff and not ALL of it.
[Survival]Run the hell away.
[Submit] Surrender your OP equipment.
[Other] Please post.

OP Equipment

Heavy Plasma
Blaster Launcher
PSI-Amp
RFOPRT100%AOHKE (Aka Super Megarape Rifle)
Ultimate Fallout 2 Guide
XCOM Laser Rifle



 

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[Rigel]

Blaster launcher jump off of the desk and do a somersault.

[tber123]

The blaster launcher has a HUGE explosion and is not fit for rocket jumping. That, and the administrator and his mods would be caught in the blast, giving them a reason to ban you if you survive in the first place.

[Rigel]

forget it, give them everything besides the blaster launcher, 4 payne killers, and that one muton sushi.

Because who needs proper medical attention when you can ignore the pain completely?

[tber123]

OP Equipment the admin wants back

Heavy Plasma
Blaster Launcher
PSI-Amp
RFOPRT100%AOHKE (Aka Super Megarape Rifle)
Ultimate Fallout 2 Guide
XCOM Laser Rifle

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Infect the OP equipment with Ebola secretly and then hand them all over to the admin.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Testify that you go to court over this.

(tip: get phoenix wright as your defendant)

[firestorm]

Heavy Plasma
Blaster Launcher
PSI-Amp
Give this

[tber123]

"Court? You dare testify in court? No. That is unnecessary. Surrender your overpowered equipment now. You can get it back when the endgame rolls around."

You use Social Skills to attempt to negotiate.

[Social Skills] Success.

Your trade:
Heavy Plasma
Blaster Launcher
PSI-Amp

The admin will accept on the condition that you also hand over your XCOM Laser Rifle, as it has infinite ammo. You can keep the Ultimate Fallout 2 Guide and RFOPRT100%AOHKE. Only problem is that there is no ammo for the RFOPRT100%AOHKE at this point, so have fun never being able to fire it because its too awesome to waste.

You infect the OP equipment you offered to trade with Ebola while their backs are turned. The Administrator has plot armor ontop of being a huge loving robot immune to human diseases, and the moderators will most likely shrug it off.

If you want to keep your RFOPRT100%AOHKE, you gotta add in your XCOM Laser Rifle to the trade. You'll get the OP equipment at a later date.

[firestorm]

Trade RFOPRT100%AOHKE for XCOM because infinite ammo is best ammo

[tber123]

Done. This Laser Rifle might be weak, but that doesn't matter when you can slowly tap everyone to death and never run out of ammo.



Target spotted. Aircraft touching down. You see a guy in a green vest, his personal bodyguard in some sort of vehicle, and the two pilots. He seems to be on a supply run.

Yashka Sheriff armed with ID-Tagged Monolith Gauss Rifle

The Driver armed with Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique Weapon)

Kingpin armed with Kingpin's FN FAL(Unique weapon). "This machine kills socialists" is scratched into the gun.

Blunt armed with MAS-49

Inventory:
.22 Pistol w/ 8 rnds left. perfect condition.
Red Ryder LE BB Gun w/ 3 rnds left. Good condition.
4 Payne Killers
1 Medkit
1 Guns&Ammo Magazine, useful for distracting people
Blood Bag
TRS-301 w/ 20 rounds. Fair condition.
Can Of Beans
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Throwable Spear
Golden Gun 7 shots
Muton Sushi
XCOM Laser Rifle

Firearms Take a human shield.
Close Combat Spray the last of the blood bags over everyone and give them Ebola.
Energy Weapons Tap everyone to death with the infinite ammo laser rifle.
Throwing Throw the blood bag like a grenade and let it splat all over everyone.
Explosives Shoot the vehicles and blow them up.
Social Skills "Hey, whats that thing behind you? Go look at it!" *Readies weapon*

[firestorm]

Lol Yashka is back. Throw the blood bag, then spray/pray with Laser Rifle

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Spray the last of the blood bags on them then

then spray/pray with Laser Rifle

If any Ebolized blood is left over, put it into your blood back with caution.

[AutoBahn]

Smoke Blunt.

[firestorm]

Spray the last of the blood bags on them thenIf any Ebolized blood is left over, put it into your blood back with caution.

Don't do this.