The Assassination (THE END)

[tber123]

(My computer is dead for the time being, so no more Bandit Adventure. All I have now is an ipad. And a camera.)Its back.



30 health, bare hands, no skills in anything except handguns. The first thing you notice is that you are on a desk.

Combat skills

Firearms Pistols, hand cannons, rifles, miniguns, zip guns, 3-d printed guns, etc. You start off with skills in pistols and revolvers.
Close Combat Risky.You WILL be shot to death before you can get into melee range. If you dont die first, then its asskicking time.
Energy Weapons Laser weaponry and Plasma weaponry. It worked for X-COM.
Throwing Baseball?
Explosives Blow stuff up like a real terrorist. Insert references to the War On Terror.

"Non Combat" skills
Social Skills (Talk to people and convince them to do something.)
Medic (Heal ungrateful bastards)
Engineer (Repair equipment and learn a thing or two about machines.)

You know how to use handguns, but not much else. You barely know how to persuade people, and you dont know much about energy weapons or healing.

What do you do now? Your objective is to assassinate three targets wandering around in the bedroom. You have no equipment, so you'll have to work with what you can find.


For Copy/Pasting:
[Firearms]
 [Close Combat]
 [Energy Weapons]
[Throwing]
[Explosives]
[Social Skills]Untrained  
[Medic]Untrained
[Engineer]

[Ad Bot]

[the hacker]

Check the packaging next to me.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

walk into it repeatedly until physics give up and ping it to space

[tber123]

DEATH #1

You discover a package containing "White Out". You've never heard of it, and you keep walking into it. It eventually bugs out and goes flying into space.

Unfortunately, it hits the roof and bounces back, which squishes you for more than 100 damage. You are instantly killed by a 100+ damage critical. Even if you had the health, you would have died anyways from the pain and massive damage.

On a side note, how visible are the images to users on a pc?

You died for the very first time. The gods allow you to respawn, and hope you hilariously die again.

What will you do differently?

[firestorm]

Ask the crowd for important location.

[AutoBahn]

ENGAGE CROWD IN CLOSE COMBAT!
NONE MUST SURVIVE!

[tber123]

You learn about a drug deal next to the keyboard. You think about meleeing the 3 guys infront of you, but reconsider.....

Lone Wanderer armed with Red Ryder Limited Edition BB Gun
Vault Dweller armed with .22 Pistol
Chosen one armed with Spear

A) Engage Combat.
B)Attempt to use social skills to convince them to give up their weaponry.
C)Pickpocket.
D)Leave them alone.
E)Other. Please post what it is.

[Gum]

E) Call the polis omg.

[AutoBahn]

Pickpocket, then engage in combat.

[Cybertails1998]

e) Morph into a minifigure

[16-Bit Yoshi]

e: lure the monster over to them

[firestorm]

E. Drug deal yo.

[newspeed12]

C) steal them of their money then buy their drugs

[tber123]

E) Call the polis omg.

e: lure the monster over to them

e) Morph into a minifigure

You cant morph into a minifigure because I dont have any. No monsters around. You call "Teh Polis".

"A patrol car will be with you soon in 15 to 47 minutes. Have a nice day!"

Pickpocket, then engage in combat.

You steal a .22 pistol and shoot the Vault Dweller, killing him with a sneak attack critical.

COMBAT INITIATED



Lone Wanderer missed.



Eventually, you shoot the Lone Wanderer in the groin for massive damage, knocking him out. Chosen One flees the battle, so you hunt him down and kill him. And get some loot.
Payne Killers are pills that restore health temporarily. Magazines are used to distract people.



A man confronts you over the killing of his friends.

Courier armed with TRS-301 appears! He has his weapon on his back, and can be surprised.

[Social Skills] Try to talk him down, even though you are untrained in this.
[Firearms]Attempt intimidation. Moderate chance of success.
[Violence]Quickdraw that forgeter and get some more loot.
[Survival]Run for it.
[Close Combat] Attempt to rush him and beat him to death.
[Other Option] Please post.

E. Drug deal yo.

C) steal them of their money then buy their drugs

New reply posted just as I finish the update.

[newspeed12]

Violence is always the answer