Author Topic: Mini-Giveaway  (Read 1913 times)


I had some change, so I bought all these bundles off Bundle Stars.

I have 4 steam keys remaining. If you want one, tell a short piece about a time you were a big starfish.

The games are:
Solar Flux
Stick RPG 2: Director's Cut
Majesty Gold HD   
Third Eye Crime

Contestants:
1. Oasis
2. the hacker
3. Fox Scotch
4. McJobless
5. 16 Bit Yoshi
6. blockguy
7. grunterdb
8. jonnyman
9. Sitrus
10. Purple Sir
11. Flame
12.

You cannot enter anymore, the winners will be chosen, I will announce in the server topic.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 12:38:49 AM by Ikares »

I'll take the Stick RPG.

And I was a massive starfish on this forum when I believed human life didn't matter and I thought we should burn corpses for energy.

Third Eye Crime sounds cool.

I'm a big richard about people making fun of my username. There's a whole drama thread about it.

solar flux

as for the story:
You probably did some dumbass stuff and forgeted something up.

User was banned for this post

I'll let you know what game I want in a moment.

In Year 6, last year of primary school, it was nearing the end of term and Christmas. Therefore, the student leaders opted to hold a "Secret Santa". I had never done one before and I was quite confused, before being told how we had to give a present to a randomly selected individual. So, I nervously waited, hoping to get somebody easy. I got one of the popular girls.

I had absolutely no clue what girls like, so instead of asking her friends (who I was working with on some project) or talking to anybody at all or even doing 10 minutes of research on the Internet, I instead waited until the morning of the final day of term, where I grabbed an envelope and filled it with some silver coins from this jar of loose chain my parents kept (so I had to steal that money, furthering my starfishry) and some of those tiny candy canes that we had hung up around the Christmas Tree. I then scribbled her name on it and went to class. Instead of giving it to her directly, I then put it next to some of the computers in class and went off to find my present, which was one of those $5 Tetris gaming machines (which I thought was the best present ever, btw). As I left to go home, I remember hearing her pretty upset about not having a present...

Was that enough starfishry for you?


As I left to go home, I remember hearing her pretty upset about not having a present...
does the guilt still hurt

does the guilt still hurt
She was in charge of selecting the people, so it's her fault for picking me. I ain't feeling bad that she chose the only person in that class who had no idea about women at that point.

 I saw STALKER: Clear Sky and though you were giving it out, alas, I was dissapointed when I saw that you were not giving out.

 God loving damn you, I want my STALKER: Clear Sky.


I kicked a girl in the vagina once because she broke like half my pens.

I should win each game for that.

I kicked a girl in the vagina once because she broke like half my pens.

I should win each game for that.

i read this as 'i kicked a girl in the vagina once because she broke like half of my snake'

i read this as 'i kicked a girl in the vagina once because she broke like half of my snake'
truly an antagonizing tale

I dont want any games but one time I told my sister she was stupid and she was like "forget off friend" and I was like WHOAH UNCALLED FOR.

We were doing the "honk your horn!' thing with my hands to passing cars.
Little did I know that the old couple would be pulling into the graveyard.

Ehem, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to step up to the challenge.

2011, September 5th. My mother was complaining about how I was dressed for a family members birthday. I was trying to look good, put on some jeans, a sweater and my good shoes even. I tried explaining to her that it'd be awkward if I came looking like I was out of reservoir dogs, she didn't seem to agree. We get to her birthday. Mom tells me to get her some water. I go out to the kitchen, fill it up half way, piss in it a bit, and then fill it up a bit more and take it back to her. She knows something's up, but I don't tell her. Eventually she passes it off as just some gross water coming through. A day later she commented on my appearances again. So I pissed in her coca cola when she was in the bathroom. Bitch was asking for it I love those shoes.