So apparently there's going to be a Minecraft movie in 2017-18

[Jubel]

the yogscast and captainsparkles team up again evil Dr criper the creeper to stop him blowing up the twin towers

they meet many friends on their endeavours

but they would need moAR JAFFA CAKES

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

but they would need moAR JAFFA CAKES

and (some animal or tool one of them befriended at the start of their journey) to aid them

[Ipquarx]

The cash grabbing begins

Oh please, it began with the angry birds movie.

[ultimamax]

DIGGY A LE HOLE XD LIKE RATE COMMONT SUBSICIIdE

[Jubel]

DIGGY A LE HOLE XD LIKE RATE COMMONT SUBSICIIdE

i am not a KNOME

[Ikares]

WHY

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Oh please, it began with the angry birds movie.

excuse me

[BlockoCrafter]

I think the issue isn't that this movie is Minecraft, but because it's a video game movie.

[Ipquarx]

I think the issue isn't that this movie is Minecraft, but because it's a video game movie.

If there was a Portal movie I would loving love it. Or a Borderlands movie, I would love that too.

[chubaka452]

2.6 billion dollars on a minecraft movie.... A blockland movie would be better, it has shaders.

And they question why there is a increase in homeless people in America...

[jtizzle]

EDIT: The main problem I have with this is that they're trying to give a plot to a game that doesn't have a plot. It doesn't work.

they can hire writers to conjure up a plot, like they did with the lego movie and all kinds of other product-based films

the problem i have with the movie is that it'll mos def rekindle that ugly ass flame that minecraft initially started when it peaked and i dont really have it in me to walk through target and see an even wider array of children/aspergers-ridden teenagers running around in the toy section with their stupid light up sketchers and stuffty haircuts

also film is an artistic medium/entertainment platform, not a ploy for some money-grubbing jew with a fedora

[Steve5451²]

Here is the leaked script.

Kid gets bullied. Goes home and plays Minecraft. Lightning strikes his house and somehow shoves him in his laptop. Kid wakes up looking at the sky and is all blocky.
Bully enters the game, bully and kid now have to survive and make friendship blah blah and beat Minecraft so they can go home.

Im joking, but I can't shake the feeling it will ride along this path

This'll probably be better than whatever plot they scrap together.

[Georges]

Imagine if the video was just gameplay from the game itself.

[TheABELBOTO]

how would you even make a plot for minecraft, all it could be is another survivor movie and those are lame.

[Jaxx]

they can hire writers to conjure up a plot, like they did with the lego movie and all kinds of other product-based films

the problem i have with the movie is that it'll mos def rekindle that ugly ass flame that minecraft initially started when it peaked and i dont really have it in me to walk through target and see an even wider array of children/aspergers-ridden teenagers running around in the toy section with their stupid light up sketchers and stuffty haircuts

also film is an artistic medium/entertainment platform, not a ploy for some money-grubbing jew with a fedora

....why are you in the target toy section