Author Topic: Going to a halloween party as a conspiracy theorist: what to bring? (Read 3362 times)

HellHound · October 16, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

Put on a fake beard. Take a shirt you don't like and put some stains on it; you haven't had time to wash up, what with the government poisoning your ground water. Take tinfoil and roll it up into cylinders. Put a soup colander on your head and stick a few of the tinfoil cylinders through the holes in it. Take bits of copper wire and tape it to any random set of the tinfoil cylinders. Tape a few AA batteries to the back of the colander and have the wires run from one end (if you do both, you'll zap yourself) to the tinfoil cylinders.

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Georges · October 16, 2014, 10:39:47 PM

Quote from: HellHound on October 16, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

have the wires run from one end (if you do both, you'll zap yourself)

fun

HellHound · October 16, 2014, 10:42:00 PM

Whoops, I meant to say a strainer, not a soup colander. One like this:

Ipquarx · October 16, 2014, 10:43:21 PM

Make the board that says "the end is nigh" from this and wear it (credit: jjjman)

make a bunch of cards that say things like "ebola is manmade" "the eng is nigh" "tap water = mind control" and hand them out to everyone (credit: f3d)
get a cheap trenchcoat and fedora and wrap the fedora in tinfoil and wear it (credit: me)