blind pick malphite in norms, get matched vs bronze jax, wipe my ass with him and then with his mid zed, they qq about jax feed, gg
Then next game, pick maokai, run tp, wipe the floor with an ignite darius, get fb on him, go to mid and dive his mid laner, stalk their vayne all over the map and keep solo killing her, their team rages, gg