Author Topic: SquartleTurtle - Incessant stuffposting  (Read 2307 times)

ill be too busy shagging your sister than to play dress up
snort some coke of a hookers starfish and tip her by sticking the rest up her crack
the forget is this americas got talent
wireless headsets sound like a guy pissing on the side of a bucket
the forget is he happy about did he get tested positive for HIV or something

All from the first page of his latest posts. He's not even remotely funny like jtizzle, just a plain annoyance.


"Shagging your sister"?
Who is he, Austin Powers?

He just tries to hard to be funny by being violent and hurtful, thinking he's cool. Maybe he should just calm down a little bit and he actually would be an okay guy.

I honestly think he is a 10 year old who likes to pretend he smokes weed without even knowing what it is thinking he is cool without realizing he makes himself look like an idiot

I honestly think he is a 10 year old who likes to pretend he smokes weed without even knowing what it is thinking he is cool without realizing he makes himself look like an idiot
You know it's a satire account, right?

You know it's a satire account, right?
oh, so he was only PRETENDING to be handicapped??? It all makes sense now!!!1

oh, so he was only PRETENDING to be handicapped??? It all makes sense now!!!1

oh, so he was only PRETENDING to be handicapped??? It all makes sense now!!!1

Sure he's annoying, but a majority of his posts are satire, he's always been like this.

blockzillahead doesn't like big boy words like incessant

Squartle's previous bans:
no were not joking flatflyer looks like as if a large intestine evolved and the ugliest person in history forgeted it and made him

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THIS IS THE SCARIEST loving PSEUDO GAY FINGER BLOCKING researchO stuff I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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Sure he's annoying, but a majority of his posts are satire, he's always been like this.
Oh, so because it's colorful stuff Squartle's spewing everywhere instead of regular stuff, we all have to eat it with a smile on our face?

And I'm pretty sure these aren't jokes
no were not joking flatflyer looks like as if a large intestine evolved and the ugliest person in history forgeted it and made him

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THIS IS THE SCARIEST loving PSEUDO GAY FINGER BLOCKING researchO stuff I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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Oh, so because it's colorful stuff Squartle's spewing everywhere instead of regular stuff, we all have to eat it with a smile on our face?

And I'm pretty sure these aren't jokes
I never said he was funny, or that I thought he was, I even said he was annoying. All I said was that his posts were supposed satire, and he thought he was being funny, because newspeed thought he was completely serious.

oh, so he was only PRETENDING to be handicapped??? It all makes sense now!!!1
whats up with handicaps saying this everytime someone makes a joke
if you can't read satire/sarcasm, covering yourself by calling the guy handicapped doesn't make you look any smarter

B-but I thought he was funny :(

I don't take squartle seriously. I just think he tries too hard to be funny.