How do I make people learn that hugs are warm?

[ResonKinetic]

come on rigel, lets go hug some babes of various sorts

all you gotta do is touch their no-no

[Ad Bot]

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no seriously buy some sort of jacket and dont bring the pillow

[Alyx Vance]

no seriously buy some sort of jacket and dont bring the pillow

This, like seriously.
I'm one of the first people on my bus in the morning, 6am. The busses heat hasn't even been running long enough to warm the bus and my skinny ass. I don't get to the back and ask the two people back there to cuddle up.

[XR-7]

No worries, XR-7, I won't. But I could.

You warned me ahead of time so you're good. Just don't climb in my window at night.

Please.

[Alyx Vance]

You warned me ahead of time so you're good. Just don't climb in my window at night.

Please.

Security cameras, set them up. Now.

[XR-7]

Security cameras, set them up. Now.

I have one on my deck railing but it doesn't work because one of the cord pieces connecting to the house went missing.

[Rigel]

no seriously buy some sort of jacket and dont bring the pillow

Will do.

do you have severe aspergers or something and can't understand how being a social human being works
people don't want to hug you because you're weird as forget, they don't want your stank ass oxytocin

No, and Oxytocin doesn't really have a smell to it.

[Alyx Vance]

I have one on my deck railing but it doesn't work because one of the cord pieces connecting to the house went missing.

Odd, you should probably buy another one to replace it. They are nice to have.
I mounted one outside so I can monitor the garage easier, we had it lying around for a while.

[Blockzillahead]

My school doesn't really question anything. Sometimes I wear my bright red furry ears to school and I don't even get any weird looks.

this makes me want to turn into a bully and beat you up

[the hacker]

this makes me want to turn into a bully and beat you up

[Tokthree]

I don't have a problem with the pillow but for gods sake man, you can't go around asking people who don't know you for hugs and expect them to be okay with it. If you're cold then wear a loving coat instead of expecting people to be okay with coming into close full-body contact with a stranger

[ResonKinetic]

I don't have a problem with the pillow but for gods sake man, you can't go around asking people who don't know you for hugs and expect them to be okay with it. If you're cold then wear a loving coat instead of expecting people to be okay with coming into close full-body contact with a stranger

i promote full-body contact with strangers

[Tokthree]

i promote full-body contact with strangers

probs because its the only way you can get any

[ResonKinetic]

probs because its the only way you can get any

good 1
at least i get body contact  

[Tokthree]

Man, I'm not young enough to know how to counter that. Now I feel old.

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