So some bitch from my school took a selfe with my bike and now makes fun of me.

[SgtDaemon]

tell me if you need mlg comebacks

"ey its the bycicle from that gay dude"

Your mother knows otherwise! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"his style is gay"

At least mine exists! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Hey Harry Potter, where's your broom at?"

Right up your ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Joeri: Alex, big mouth on facebook eh but if I stood infront of your nose you wheren't so tough anymore, you can only pick against girls, thats so low"

That is why im picking against you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (optional punch to the face afterwards)

"Brent: Ow alex, you are only looking for a fight because a bunch of girls touched your bike, boohoo. Don't react like that because you can't get them."

Still more touching then you will ever get! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (again, beat the stuff out of them)

msg me if you need more 1$/comeback
and yes, i loving love comebacks
in my 8th skool year i was known for best knockbacks

...which i needed frequently

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[Camel]

I will buy any steam game for whoever can sneak a nuclear warhead into a US school and detonate it.

any steam game?

[Maxwell.]

tell me if you need mlg comebacks
Your mother knows otherwise! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)At least mine exists! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Right up your ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)That is why im picking against you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (optional punch to the face afterwards)Still more touching then you will ever get! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (again, beat the stuff out of them)

msg me if you need more 1$/comeback
and yes, i loving love comebacks
in my 8th skool year i was known for best knockbacks

...which i needed frequently

show me the booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Silleb²]

Still more touching then you will ever get! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sig'd

[Momentum]

How come there are no legitimate school bombers? Like, good ol' Eric and Dylan incorporated bombs into their assault, but the bombs got stage fright when it was time for them to shine. How come there's no crazy chem nerd who doesn't show up to school today and promptly 10 minutes into lunch the whole damn cafeteria is decimated by bombs strapped to the underside of the tables? Can you even imagine how much that'd forget with the psyche of the kids that survived? They'd be waddling around on their two stump legs, falling over in catatonic fear every time someone dropped a book for the rest of their life.

this is the edgiest thing i have ever read

[sir dooble]

any steam game?

Any.

[Georges]

anyone find it hilarious that htis started cause someone took a picture of themselves with someones bike and put it on facebook

[Maxwell.]

anyone find it hilarious that htis started cause someone took a picture of themselves with someones bike and put it on facebook

it's just op venting his stress over people making fun of him, nothing has really happened

[jtizzle]

i hope youre being ironic as hell because holy stuff lol cringe cringe cri

[Refticus]

easy
step 1: Calmly approach her and ask her to stop
step 2: While her mouth hangs open in shock pour crocodile eggs into her mouth
step 3: Wait patiently for her to explode into crocodile hatchlings
step 4: Approach the hatchlings and appeal as their leader
step 5: Rule the world under the impending threat of crocopocalypse

if they still make fun of you have them work in the hippo mines

works every time.

[Yosher]

break into her house and pour poison into her ear while she's sleeping, put poison in her school lunch, on her toothbrush, toothpaste, her boyfriend's richard, etc.

make sure that it takes a long time until it becomes lethal so the suffering does not end until you're satisfied

[Rigel]

'K will do. Steam ID?
jk

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Astarfishe/
I don't care if you have that 1pt jk in there or not, hit me up.

[Gamefandan]

People used to call me "Harry Potter" too.

[Nomel]

I will buy any steam game for whoever can sneak a nuclear warhead into a US school and detonate it.

nuclear is lame
biological weps ftw

[Rally]

People used to call me "Harry Potter" too.

Same. I had a vein on my forehead that used to be real visible as a kid. If you looked at it in the right light it look practically identical to Harry Potter's scar.