The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

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An anvil falls on your head.

the ability to kill everything

[Ad Bot]

[jonnyman5656]

Yet you are the first to die

The ability to speak any language

[SBG]

....that is complete gibberish

auto-be rich

[lord techno]

The money is stolen from a bank, and the cops know you have it.

The power to not have acne.

[Zoltan]

You will look ugly from other causes.
The power to create anything I can think of by thinking about it.

[Frequency]

everything you create tries to kill you.

the power to detonate other people's feces

[Thunderstrike]

Your Fece explode all the time

The Power to Teleport

[lord techno]

only to boring art museums.

The power to have the largest snake.

[jonnyman5656]

But when you get an erection all the blood in your body is sucked into your richard killing you instantly

the power to end world hunger

[lord techno]

you are the only one who must go hungry.

The power to be god.

[The GI of MA]

you become the god of chairs

i want to never starve

[Zack]

Some guy PM's you the godmode cheat to the "Don't Starve" game.


The power to create instant ramen with my mind.

[lord techno]

Its created from your richard.

The power of pyrokenesis.

[Blockchip]

It's uncontrollable

You accidently burn your house down and die from literal heartburn
The ability to cure any disease
and don't you dare say "Replaces it with another disease"

[Zoltan]

You cure the disease by transmitting it to yourself. To cure yourself of a disease you transmit it to the next person you touch.
also the disease will be on your fingerprints on the body so the FBI can trace the disease back to you

The ability to mind-jump into someone else and back. Like controlling them. Or like in a game where you can seamlessly change characters.