The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[Zanaran2]

Only works when you sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Being able to run super duper fast.

[Ad Bot]

[Biostorm]

You run so fast the skin peels off your face

The power to never have any health issues

[Zanaran2]

You stop getting issues of Health magazine. Your actual health issues, however, are ignored.

The power to make all the clitorises in the area magnetically attract to me.

[the hacker]

It's not strong enough to physically move whoever it's attached to.

Ability to predict the near future.

[Bomb Kirby]

Your prediction: someone will find a way to screw up your power. Alright, power's used up, show's over go home.

The power to move the Development board back to where it was

[WaterOre]

When you use it, its current spot is replaced with another random board.

The power to can into space

[Amerax]

The power to can into space

I have no idea what the forget that means. But uh, you can shapeshift into a toucan, but only in space.

The power to not contemplate Self Delete every day

[Obliviongate20]

you contemplate self homicide instead

the power to cause a whole lotta hoopla

The power to can into space

bonus points: you can only into space mountain

[}]Crazy[{]

You can only cause the hoopla on self.

The power to not be as insane.

[Pie Crust]

You still end up in an asylum.

The power to have imagined situations come to life.

[Obliviongate20]

every situation involves fully clothed regular people and giant monster

the power to lift and swing giant wooden mallets which is not related to dedede in anyway nope hahahhaa

[Pie Crust]

The mallet is made out of rotten wood, breaking upon swinging it, damaging nothing.

The power to transform into any living being and back whenever I want.

[Rigel]

Bones break, muscles tear, and skin rips whenever you transform.

The ability to unban myself from the forums

[Pie Crust]

Badspot makes a script to immediately reban you as soon as you unban yourself.

The ability to read minds by looking at forums profile pictures.

[Rigel]

You gain autism from their thoughts.

The ability to get with 72 virgins.