Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798 (Read 29940 times)

Zack · January 24, 2015, 05:15:20 PM

Doing so would fling you out of Earth faster than you can say "Oh shi--" because not being affected by gravity would cause Earth to continue it's rotation around the sun without you.

Needless to say, not a very nice experience.

But hey, only a year until it gets back. So no structural damage until then, makes it only a tiny bit of torture!

The power to erase viruses off computers whenever I want, instantly.

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Obliviongate20 · January 24, 2015, 05:52:30 PM

you have to find it on your computer first by looking through and in each individual file. you cannot use any program to search for it

the power to create physical structures, islands, etc with using only thoughts

lord techno · January 24, 2015, 06:18:30 PM

This is only influenced by your loveual thoughts.

The power to be immune to DR.HAX

Bomberguy · January 24, 2015, 07:08:39 PM

Paradox : Your hacking but your immune to DR.HAX

Be able to hack without getting arrested, detected, or countered

Bomb Kirby · January 24, 2015, 07:32:11 PM

The only hack you can use is one that turns all images on a website to hackinginprogress.gif

The power to have my stuff I buy off eBay delivered on time

lord techno · January 24, 2015, 08:44:47 PM

time will freeze if you use it.

The power to have all powers, but be unable to have any powers but still have a power of all powers, because i have all powers.

Zack · January 24, 2015, 10:28:40 PM

Too many conflictions in your power request to give you a proper power.

You receive a magical rewinding yo-yo for your time, however.

The power to steal anyone else's power at will, at any time.

AFRO NINJA 3579 · January 24, 2015, 10:45:34 PM

you get the worst power of them all

the power to do nothing

lord techno · January 24, 2015, 11:23:50 PM

you can not do anything but nothing. You will die from dehydration.

The power to not be aroused by anything gay.

AFRO NINJA 3579 · January 25, 2015, 10:22:13 AM

then a wild mushroom comes out of the ground

power to jump

lord techno · January 25, 2015, 11:15:56 PM

you must jump for every second you live.

The power of herpes

Rigel · January 26, 2015, 02:12:07 PM

You have herpes.

The ability to bring someone back to life, and completely healthy once a year.

lord techno · January 26, 2015, 02:25:13 PM

You cannot revive the same person twice.

The power to be a master chef.

Bomb Kirby · January 26, 2015, 02:35:15 PM

It works! Enjoy being a Master Chief!

The power of teleportation.

lord techno · January 26, 2015, 02:47:45 PM

you teleport to the worlds most boring art museum.

The power to vomit acid.