The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[§am§on]

You're literally not yourself anymore

power to be the greatest guitar instrumentalist on earth.

[Ad Bot]

[AFRO NINJA 3579]

then the string breaks and cuts your throat

the power to grow hair on command

[Zanaran2]

Only... down there.

The ability to have perfectly clean skin.

[WaterOre]

All the crud from your skin is moved to your pubic region.

The ability to generate cake at will.

[ThatRandomGuy]

But the cake is a lie, meaning it is actually made of paper mache

I wish for a free cupcake

[Bomb Kirby]

A free cupcake? Too bad, you get two.

The power to not have to pay $20 for a used game.

[Xhozer]

A free cupcake? Too bad, you get two.

The power to not have to pay $20 for a used game.

instead i have to pay $30

the power do become a duck

[lightbox]

Donald Duck

The power to control how fast time goes

[Bomb Kirby]

Only has two uses. Make 'em count.

The power to have every speedkart track I build look nice.

[Zack]

Every map you build looks amazing...but will now feature horrible game mechanics, making them appealing only to watch, yet not play.

The ability to selectively forget/remember things I want.

[AFRO NINJA 3579]

you accidentally erase your research

the power to poop

[WaterOre]

Constantly.

The ability to survive in and explore space.

[randomtroll39]

you can explore spaces as long as it isn't in space

I can use mass emotes without getting banned for it

[lord techno]

you get banned for everything else.

The power to dream about cheeze.

[Rigel]

You never sleep anymore.

The power to not be affected by any form of gravity, whenever I want, and still remain structurally and mentally stable.