Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 30930 times)

Ability to destroy all of the blockland servers at once at any given time.
No one would ever find out that it was you. It would not harm your computer. You could resurrect servers if you want to play again.
Try to stufftify that, B-OTCH

Okay you're not making this fun
The fun of the game is when we can stufftify it so it's funny
Putting a bunch of restrictions on it doesn't let us make a good stufftification
I'm skipping you

The ability to attach to any surface

You can attach to any surface as you wish, however you can attach to literally only one thing at a time. The rest of your body loses friction, making everyday chores nigh-impossible with your new "power"

But hey, you can climb things now. But you'll probably fall off a-lot.



The ability to see into the future whenever I want.

Yeah, you want to, but you can't. Sorry D:

Ability to destroy all of the blockland servers at once at any given time.

No one would ever find out that it was you. It would not harm your computer. You could resurrect servers if you want to play again.

Try to stufftify that, B-OTCH

You lose your internet connection until you bring the servers back up, but you can't because you have no connection. The servers come back up anyways because you didn't bring them down permanently.


You only get to see the bad/horrible things that make you question your current path.


The ability to shapeshift into any common household object or animal.

When you do this, you become vividly pink and you have no idea how to control yourself as an animal, or you can't do anything as the object and need to be knocked over to change back



the ability to punch bears and other dangerous animals with the force of a god

Can't walk without being dragged down by the ememse force of your fists

The power to be meme enough

But once you max out your Meme powers you die in a rainbow infused explosion while Michael Bay rakes in the money.

The power to never have to stuff or piss.

You have an incredibly strong special interest for scat/watersports

Ability to summon a pair of socks at any time.

The socks always spawn inside your brain

Shoot tornadoes at people


Okay you're not making this fun
The fun of the game is when we can stufftify it so it's funny
Putting a bunch of restrictions on it doesn't let us make a good stufftification
I'm skipping you

All I was doing was trying to add a little challenge. Challenges are fun too. It was so you had to think a little more about how to defeat my superpower. I don't see the harm in doing that.

But the tornadoes aren't very Effective!

The power to turn invisible and have x-ray vision

only works on yourself (which is why you seem invisible)

the power to teleport two feet in any given direction

Whenever you teleport anywhere, you turn inside-out, rendering you a mass of flesh and bones in a pile on the ground.

The ability to slice something/someone up with a few swift flicks of my right hand.

Whenever you teleport anywhere, you turn inside-out, rendering you a mass of flesh and bones in a pile on the ground.
reminds me of galaxy quest..

When you do that too much at a time, your hand becomes bruised up and painful.

Telekinesis.

reminds me of galaxy quest..

When you do that too much at a time, your hand becomes bruised up and painful.

Telekinesis.

Whenever you use it, you get a splitting headache that lasts for 1 week, preventing its useage.

Super Speed.


You can run fast but if you run too fast you'll turn into a gory pile of blood and guts

The power to do nothing

If you do ANYTHING. You will explode.

The ability to talk to animals.