Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 29559 times)

Power ends up being stuffty anyway

Ability to have muscles inside of my muscles

But you can never have muscles on your eyeballs.

Ability to annex the Sudetenland.

you don't have the diplomatic power to annex it anyways


power to manipulate any electronic device

It short-circuits and shocks you every time.

The ability to control minds.

You must first hypnotize them with the provided (*Golden Watch*), mind controlling is taxing on the mind and body and requires intense concentration while the person hypnotized is being controlled, so good luck doing anything worthwhile with the power.

 

The ability to generate perfect replicas of any object, at any time, with water.

Only effective during a drought.

Ability to summon the essence of pure darkness.

Only effective during a drought.

Ability to summon the essence of pure darkness.

Requires you to temporarily lose the ability to hear.

Only works when you remember to think of a power.

The power to get people on Youtube to upload stuff on a regular basis.

Only works on Pewdiepie and other gaming channels.

The power to shoot LASERBEAMZ out of your eyes.

But only at family and friends.

The ability to learn the controls of any vehicle at will.

It only works for a few minutes and you completely forget how to operate the vehicle after that time. If you're driving it when that happens, you're forgeted.

The ability to set an object on fire by staring at it for 60 seconds.

It only works for a few minutes and you completely forget how to operate the vehicle after that time. If you're driving it when that happens, you're forgeted.

The ability to set an object on fire by staring at it for 60 seconds.

and because of a very unusual case of epilepsy you have, you tend to have seizures while looking at fire


the ability to into space

Nothing happens because Earth is already in space.

The power to control time.

You have been given an experimental chip that allows you to change the time of any computer near you, with but a thought!


I want to be able to control Earth's weather at any time.

Yeah, you want to, but you can't. Sorry D:

Ability to destroy all of the blockland servers at once at any given time.

No one would ever find out that it was you. It would not harm your computer. You could resurrect servers if you want to play again.

Try to stufftify that, B-OTCH