The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[WaterOre]

Is immortality not a curse in and of itself? What if you get trapped under wreckage? What about when you outlive your friends and family, watching them go on to live full and happy lives while you are stuck at your current age?

The ability to change size

[Ad Bot]

[Zack]

The universe changes size with you, resulting in literally no major difference.


The ability to read anyone's mind at any time.

[Ethan8014]

It only works to Strangers.

The power to Fly

[Tophat2]

In only harsh weather conditions

The ability to teleport anywhere you set your mind to

[the hacker]

You have to physically remove your brain and place it in the exact spot you want to teleport.

Inability to get tired.

[Bomb Kirby]

It works: Now, whenever somebody throws a tire at you, it bounces off you and hits them instead.

The power to ban any user on command.

[WaffleCake]

Except you can only ban that person for 1 minute.

The power to breathe underwater.

[EnjoyedBen2002]

No lungs

The power to be an animal

[Redconer]

Would take lots of configuration to revert back to human.

The ability to resist any negative emotion

[WaterOre]

You also resist any positive emotion.

The ability to spew forth poetic and eloquent speech at will

[PowerDag]

it's quite pretty to listen to but it doesn't actually make sense or have real meaning to it. also people think you're a nice-guy neckbeard.

the power to SHOOT WORDS LIKE LASERS WHEN YOU SPEAK THEM

[Biostorm]

But you're a mute.

The power to kill someone through the internet

[Bomb Kirby]

Only works on your friends.

The power to host a server that can handle up to 50 players.

[Refticus]

you always forget to inject the anti-crash DLL.

the power to be normal.

[Bomb Kirby]

Everybody thinks you're too boring to be friends with.

The power to visit the hidden boards on the BLF.