Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 29889 times)

It only works if your freezing.

The ability to shoot nukes... with your miiiiind

The nukes go 0.7 mph

The ability to use your dreams as weapons

But it's very hard to control since being unconcious and wielding a weapon do not go hand in hand.

The ability to cause anyone (including me) to change form into whatever I want, at any time.

Only when someone is in need of loveual pleasure.

The ability to switch bodies with anyone, anywhere.

No control over who you switch bodies with, or when you switch bodies

The ability to warp time within a localized region

You warp in to a building and die.

Ability to modify DNA

DNA can only modify into abomination.

The power to never pee and poo.

Coupled with the power to never be able to eat or drink otherwise you'll need surgery or you'll explode.

But hey, you can practically live forever. Just no food tasting. Ever.


The power to know the answer to any question I want.

Only when you know the answer

The power to see through anything

Except for rooms exclusively for women and/or women's clothes.

Ability to convert Origin games to Steam games.

You must pay 90$ for each transfer/convert.


The ability, to tansform into vehicles (like a transformer)

But you transform into a trailer for a truck.

The ability to control Badspot.

But it ends up just being a Bad spot on a human body. aka a snake


The Ability to get anything I want

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but a bear on a unicycle comes and takes it away immediately afterwards.

and don't nobody forgets with a bear.

the ability to read and control minds.