The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[Zack]

The teleporting process takes 10 minutes while you're stuck frozen in whatever position you were before the teleporting began.

Oh, and it has a cooldown of about an hour.

Not exactly pleasent to do.


The ability to make up flawless abilities, and use those abilities whenever I want.

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

Those abilities, however, must always be used at someone else's expense.

The ability to take control over the forum.

[Niff]

said fourm is gayscatvorefourms.ass

the ability to not have a stuffty ability

[Landmineman4000²]

said fourm is gayscatvorefourms.ass

the ability to not have a stuffty ability

You get a crappy ability instead

The ability to make a funny joke

[Bomb Kirby]

It works! You may now make a single funny joke. The power has no effect after that.

The power to have stuff I buy online delivered instantly.

[F3d323]

but the stuff is broken
the superpower to destroy anything

[WaterOre]

Use always directly leads to the early demise of a loved one

The power to breathe life into dying and dead people

[K3k0m@n]

However, anyone who you bring alive has no memory or knowledge.

the power to be extremely strong

[SgtDaemon]

but only muscles that are not flexed

the ability to control time

[PurpleSir]

only by a 1.01x difference.

[Bomb Kirby]

However, it

The power to make sure people remember to post a power.

[Abstath]

They remember, but only for a very short time...

[Amerax]

No superpower above :(

The power to stuff on command.

[hodot]

Only when your pants are on.

the power to play music from your hands

[PurpleSir]

only by a 1.01x difference.

stuff I forgeted up that one

OT: the bass is always cranked up to max and you cant turn down the volume

the ability to grow taller at will