The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[Bomb Kirby]

It works by not allowing you to drink in the first place.

The power to go to a store and find exactly what I am looking for first try.

[Ad Bot]

[the hacker]

You never have enough money to buy it.

Ability to change skin color.

[WaterOre]

Color can only change to shades of blue, can't change back

The power to film flam the zim zam

[Refticus]

after 5 uses, you now zim zam the film flam.

the power to do nothing.

[Bomb Kirby]

Only works after you watch your least favorite movie twice in a row with no breaks.

The power to zim zam the flim flam.

[Obliviongate20]

after 5 uses, you now flim flam the zim zam

the power to become a grizzly bear

[the hacker]

You get nuked by copyright claims from Snoop Dogg every time you use it.

Ability to conjure pea soup.

[Bomb Kirby]

You can only conjure peas or soup. Not both.

The power to give myself unlimited money.

[WaterOre]

The money is devalued and worthless due to it being infinite.

The ability to breathe underwater.

[Bomb Kirby]

Only works when you're above water.

The power to Rotondo.

[Cybertails1998]

is forgetin useless because everyone is rotondo

the power to do sick flips

[§am§on]

the word "sick" is literal in this power and the flips make you ill each time you do one.

Power to make anyone's head explode by using your mind.

[Hawt]

...but only when you have AIDS.


Power to ban someone on BLF

[the hacker]

Every time you ban someone, their key is unlinked; so they can register under a new name with the same key.

Ability to turn bread into toast.

[Juncoph]

Ability to turn bread into toast.

It's always burnt.

infinite patience