Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 30930 times)

but you can only say obscene things to them

the ability to summon titties

They're all 80+ old ones, all saggy n stuff.

Teleknesis

You have to take a math test every time you use it. 25 questions. Questions are selected randomly, and can be of any difficulty. If you fail, the power is disabled for a month.

The power to not be paranoid about everything.

You are forced to feel every other emotion constantly, throughout your life.

The power of super farts.

but you're the only one who can smell them, and they're sour milk farts.

power to summon dat ass

It's always flat.

Ability to open and close doors at will, without touching them.

they always fly off the hinges and you are forced to repair them no matter the cost or reason

ability to make my stuff turn purple and smell like rainbow sherbert

Everything that isnt stuff smells like actual stuff.

The power to turn invisible.

Only to humans. That means that dogs and such can still see you.

The power to make original superpowers instead of repeating telekinesis for the nth time.

They are all lame

Ability to know why abstath likes dragons as much as I like dinos

Your "original superpower" is a slightly different variant of telekinesis.

You and Absath become the same person when you use this power. Cannot be reversed and only has one use.

The ability to never flinch at anything.

with your amazing non-flinching bravery, you cannot move out of the way of danger



the power to understand all languages (including coding languages)

Nobody understands anything you say.

Ability to summon a tissue box at will.

it's always skin and muscle tissue

the power to summon and hold up and throw giant fuse bombs

They explode the second you pull them out.

The ability to make it rain pizza