Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 30929 times)

They all have pineapples.

Ability to cite multiple sources in less than a second.

Each time you cite, you BM when u sit.

Inability to conduct electricity.

You have the Inability to use technology. No computers, no video games. No internet research.

The ability to be a total jackass

The ability to be a total jackass

Ability to survive in a vacuum.

The vacuum makes a very loud sound when turned on. It is used 3 times a day. you become deaf. Dirt particles and stuff like that that the vacuum sucks up always hits your face. But still alive yay

Ability to resist arrest from abusive cops and easily kill 5 of them at once.
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You cannot resist whatever your mother tells you to do.

The ability to do everything at once.

You get stressed out from all the work.
The ability to build a high-end PC in 5 minutes running Windows 10 for only $1000.

the PC is constantly bugged by uber-viruses.

The ability to lengthen my snake at will. (XD)

you become tenshi

ability to stop Ferguson riots

Then the cops have nothing to keep them from turning the whole country into a police state.

Magically shut annoying people up at will.

You become mute in the process.

The power to see an hour ahead of time.

Everything in the next hour is done at 0.5 speed.

The power to have no powers.

You don't have a superpower.
The power to get a laptop running Windows 10 that is a supercomputer in disguise, cannot be damaged, and cannot get viruses.

Only works for 10 seconds. After that, the power no longer works, and all computers you ever use become terrible.

The power to make any add-on I want.

they all end up fail-binned

the ability to play piano well