Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 29900 times)

vomiting hurts. You'll be as delicate as a L4D boomer.

Power to be really funny whenever it's needed.

Sometimes Tourette happens, you say a joke about a bad thing at the wrong time and there goes whatever you have left of your reputation

Ability to become noncollidable for certain types of elements and walk through that certain element

The only element you can noncollidable is forever in that state, so if you chose dirt. Good luck playing the floor is lava.

The ability to summon a army of loyal good Tiger II tanks.

The tanks are made of cardboard and tape.

The ability to fly.

In an airplane

Ability to bring a dead creature back to life

It starts the zombie apocalypse.

Ability to stay awake for prolonged amounts of time.

If you stay awake for 48 hours and then sleep, you slip into a weeklong coma.

The ability to reverse time for 10 seconds, once a day, and retain my memory.

You age 10 years when you do it

The power of shape shifting

The only shape you can take is ejaculation.

Having a normal, non-delicate body while living in the Happy Tree Friends universe.

you get your eye made into lemonade

the power to post on forums

You get drama'd for harmless unimportant reasons by easily offended pricks.

power to be resurrected whenever you die

you decay 100 years every time you get resurrected


the power shoot extremely deadly projectiles out of your fingers when in the shape of a gun

The projectiles home in on the firer.

The power to pull any item from any video game at any time and put it back at any time or switch it out with another item from a different video game at any time.

The game breaks when you pull one out.

The ability to be alive.

you died.



the ability to be a necromancer