The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[§am§on]

Costs $45 per use

Power to not care what anyone thinks of you.

[Ad Bot]

[Jokey365]

Everyone hates you, and you become a colossal outcast. You're banished from society, and are forced to live on the moon. As advancements in space travel are developed, you are forced out to the next planet, then the next, until you are forced out of the entire galaxy. You are left to a life of loneliness within space, slowly floating outwards as civilization expands. But hey, you don't care, so that's good, right?

The power to consume anything without any penalties.

[Mr Queeba]

It costs 100 dollars every time you want to eat anything.

The power to play Lobby 2 of Gmod tower without lag and/or bugs.

[Bomberguy]

Your game crashes instead


The power to mlg noscope

[Bomb Kirby]

you get quickscoped every time you noscope

the power to draw well

[dudeman162]

You become a draw well.


The ability to be, or not to be.

[the hacker]

The question will forever remain unanswered.

The knowledge of how Constantinople got the works.

[Ben Watts]

Skip me I suck

[Zanaran2]

It's Istanbul, NOT Constantinople.

The ability to have pitch-perfect ear so I can cover songs easily.

[Ben Watts]

All songs come from Pitch Perfect.

Be able to talk to a girl without stuttering.

[dudeman162]

A girl can't talk to you without stuttering

The ability to have good grades on every assignment I do in school.

[Amerax]

But you are stuck in kindergarten forever.

The ability to pleasure your mom

[§am§on]

You live on Earth, a place full of judgemental fart-knockers.

Ability to grow or anti-grow your finger nails

[}]Crazy[{]

but only by 2milameters

the ability to not get hit

[WaterOre]

You get kicked instead.

The ability to be pitch-perfect.