Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 29994 times)

You still get hurt by falling like a normal person would.

Telekinesis.

You're also braindead.

Ability to detect a jumpscare before it happens.

You still fall on it.

The ability of getting ideas of what to post here.

you fall on it because you can't think of a good idea


the power to turn any element in the universe into a bomb

It makes a universed-sized bomb.

The ability to yes

No

Not ever needing to go to the bathroom.

you throw it all up

ability to teleport anything

into your brown town cavity

the ability to always smell nice and be clean

Your clothes are always horrible, and your hair is a mess.

The ability to summon money.

you can only summon vietnamese dong

The ability to get away with any fart.

The reason you get away with it is because it quickly goes back inside your body, giving you stomach aches.

Power to make yourself forget a horrible memory.

You re-live it shortly after.

Ability to port any game to any console, Eg. Crysis to a Sega Genesis.

They're extremely glitchy and run horribly.

The ability to party relentlessly.

The parties are hosted by you and nobody shows up.

The ability to vibrate through walls.

Costs $25 per use, and the wall you use it on explodes 3-5 seconds later.

The ability to port any game to any console and not have it be glitchy and run horribly.